politics

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

THE RENT Not the only thing that's too damn high

STEPHEN COLBERT Trolling Congress since 2005

DEBT CEILING it's up there somewhere

IN CAPITALIST AMERICA Banks rob you!

IT LOOKS DELICIOUS Scared and tender, just the way I like it.

WINNING the future.

RESEMBLANCES they are a b!tch

GUILTY "and I would've gottne away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling feds!"