politics

SPELLING GOVERNOR CORRECTLY is also best done sober

Kim Jong-Il

WINNING the future.

CONGRESS the ultimate in demotivation

AND THAT'S HOW you make it in politics

DEAR SKYNET, you know what must be done

CALIFORNIA The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.

THE SAILOR He has spoken.

GUILTY "and I would've gottne away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling feds!"

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START