huge

GIANT STINGRAY you're doing it wrong

1...2...3... AND POOF! SNORLAX LEARNED FLY!

TURNING CORNERS is for the weak.

HEY MOM.... remember that goldfish we thought was dead

RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I don't think they exist

ONLY in america

CAMEL SPIDER because god wants you to make sure you never sleep again

MAN WITH GIANT C*CK damn you google safe-search

LET ME CLARIFY I wanted a 12 fret guitar, not a mandolin

I DISAGREE Just think of how confused everyone would be if you drove by in this car.

OVERCOMPENSATING you are doing it right

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS it's a little heavier than expected

YES, OFFICER I've been drinking I had one beer

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT it was only a nickle more than the large.

DAT BASS