huge

INADEQUACY your girlfriend pleasures herself more than you do.

SUPERSIZING when you want your drink to be it's own ecosystem

HAMBURGERS the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS it's a little heavier than expected

ROSSIE O'DONNELL in cat form.

I HAVE MADE a big mistake

WHEN I SEE IT?? it practically smacked me in the eye.

NO, THE CENTER ONE she's already pulled the tape measure past 12 inches

SUDDENLY boner