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CAMEL SPIDER because god wants you to make sure you never sleep again

GIVES NEW MEANING to giving someone head.

MOUNTING in this case, you're actually doing it right

TMNT secret of the ooze

GIANT STINGRAY you're doing it wrong

LIKE A BOSS

B*TCH PLEASE

MEANWHILE, IN... ehmm... where the hell is this? And do I really want to know?

UNDER YOUR BED waiting for you to fall asleep

CORN it's what's for dinner

STARBUCKS turning hot people into disgusting blobs since 1971

THE UNIVERSAL LAW OF GRAVITATION obeying physics is always the best excuse for staring

MEANWHILE IN PERU at the Gay Men's Festival