douche

I'VE DIED and went to douche bag heaven

I WAS SELF-PICTURING before it was cool.

LOOK It's sonic the douchehog.

WIDESCREEN up to 50% more douche than pan & scan.

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY you will never be as cool as this douchebag thinks he is.

STERILIZATION because other forms of birth control aren't reliable enough to prevent those.