douche

I'VE DIED and went to douche bag heaven

AB-LESS SHIRTS how else do you say you're a douche

YOUR KID can be a giant a$$ hole too.

I SUSPECT STEROIDS though I wouldn't say it to her face.

THERE IS ALWAYS that one douchebag

DOUCHEBAGGERY level 9001

SO, YEAH... it's about to get weird

YOU CAN'T? here try a little more

HI, I'M A DOUCHEBAG I used to get ignored by girls, when I was a nice guy. Now I can get all the chicks that I want without caring about their feelings. Life is great.

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY you will never be as cool as this douchebag thinks he is.