douche

STERILIZATION because other forms of birth control aren't reliable enough to prevent those.

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL or any legitimate work

KHAL DROGO next season on jersey shore

I'VE DIED and went to douche bag heaven

YOUR KID can be a giant a$$ hole too.

SO, YEAH... it's about to get weird

YES

I SUSPECT STEROIDS though I wouldn't say it to her face.

DOUCHE SPILL in aisle 5

SPIDER-MAN VILLANS the next step in douche evolution