douche

YES

I WAS SELF-PICTURING before it was cool.

TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL or any legitimate work

AB-LESS SHIRTS how else do you say you're a douche

TOOLS They travel in packs

DOUCHE WORLD PROBLEMS

LOOK It's sonic the douchehog.

WIDESCREEN up to 50% more douche than pan & scan.

NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY you will never be as cool as this douchebag thinks he is.

SPIDER-MAN VILLANS the next step in douche evolution

CALL IT FLAGGING maybe some douches will get hurt trying to do it

STOP!! hammer douche