A Llama Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio
I have existed on this earth only so that, at the right moment, I could write the following pun-manteau: Llamanardo Dicaprio.
Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg
I don't even care if you're an alpaca or a world-class actor; if you sport a hairdo like that, you deserve a big punch in the face. I'll punch the alpaca, because I'm a trained professional, if you guys take care of Oldman.
Christie Brinkley Totally Looks Like The Joker
I've been watching a lot of "Twin Peaks" lately, and it's currently the only thing I know how to reference. Therefore:
Ms. Brinkley looks like an even more "experienced" Laura Palmer before her untimely demise, and The Joker looks like Laura Palmer after they pulled her bloated corpse out of the river!
Mikey Way Totally Looks Like "My Hair Is a Bird" (Nicholas Cage)
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? A remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" starring Nicholas Cage with an original soundtrack by My Chemical Romance? You weren't thinking it before, but you are now!
Kitty Kat Totally Looks Like "Glee" Guy (Darren Criss)
As a (rejected) "So You Think You Can Dance?" judge, let me offer you my thoughts on tonight's performers. Clearly, the talented Kitty Kat is busting out some top-notch "Thriller" moves. Mr. Criss, meanwhile, is simply one herp away from a total derp. Kitty Kat, please move on to the next round.