glasses

He's just attempting to hide his embarrassment of the fact that he is not donning a sweet Squid Worth t-shirt.

My brother got new glasses, but he'll never see me coming.

Pops up during random intervals to bomb photos with amazing precision.

He just applied for a U.S. Passport.

Well good thing I just bombed this photo, and now can help. Have you tried restarting it?

I mean look at those thumbs, they are great I'd be happy too, Mr. Glasses.

The enthusastic writer of many Craigslist Missed Connections, I'm sure.

And say something pretty relevant about the importance of maintaing yourself during formal events.

It's nice that the logo is hand with five different colored boogers on it.