glasses

I love how nonchalant he is about imitating oral sex, its like he's thinking about Power Point presentations.

Party Bro is evolving... but into what???

As her expressions so succinctly puts it.

He's just attempting to hide his embarrassment of the fact that he is not donning a sweet Squid Worth t-shirt.

I mean look at those thumbs, they are great I'd be happy too, Mr. Glasses.

Hey, I got your smile right here. - Uncle Touchy

So don't even try. I know my rights. It's Monday morning and I am an American.

That guy right there.

Pops up during random intervals to bomb photos with amazing precision.

The enthusastic writer of many Craigslist Missed Connections, I'm sure.