glasses

For the unexpected.

My brother got new glasses, but he'll never see me coming.

And say something pretty relevant about the importance of maintaing yourself during formal events.

Pops up during random intervals to bomb photos with amazing precision.

I love how nonchalant he is about imitating oral sex, its like he's thinking about Power Point presentations.

As her expressions so succinctly puts it.

I want to eat your face.

He's just attempting to hide his embarrassment of the fact that he is not donning a sweet Squid Worth t-shirt.

The enthusastic writer of many Craigslist Missed Connections, I'm sure.