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Writer Eleanor Penny asked her Twitter followers about the most absurdly stupid ways they've ever injured themselves, and they did not disappoint!

In today's episode of Millennial's are Ruining Everything Good in the World, we're examining the Millennial's impact on the mayonnaise industry. Philadelphia Magazine published an article recently in which the writer, Sandy Hingston, claims that mayo has gone the way of the dinosaurs. "It's too basic for contemporary tastes," she writes. "Good ol' mayo has become the Taylor Swift of condiments."

Predictably, Millennials everywhere are expressing their rage with the mayo-hating sentiment. In other words, they're bringing the spice - get it? 'Cause old people don't like spicy condiments...okay, we'll stop.

Disney recently released the trailer for the new film Ralph Breaks the Internet, the sequel to Wreck-It Ralph. The trailer features a scene where a group of Disney princesses are talking amongst themselves, including Merida from Brave. However, when Merida starts talking, no one can understand her absurdly thick Scottish accent and bizarre slang. Luckily, Twitter user Lizz Robinett was able to translate via her Scottish husband.

Since then, people have been pasting ridiculous Scottish tweets over a still from the movie trailer in attempt to mimic the thick Scottish accent and slang, and it's turned out to be meme fire.

These exploitable comics, made by Shen Comix, show a cute little yellow balloon unable to be popped by an incoming bullet, which symbolizes an undesired outside force. These memes range from adorable to slightly what...?