Fancy things require over-the-top, bougie care instructions, apparently. At least for the Apple Card anyway.
Apple published instructions for keeping your Apple credit card lookin' shiny the other day and people couldn't help but notice how ridiculous some of the steps are. No leather, denim, or loose change can come in contact with your card if you want to keep it from getting discolored.
Got it, soooo just never have it touch anything then...?
It's a tradition that the older generations have to hate on the younger generations for absolutely any reason they can think of. Doesn't matter what for, because it was just "better back in the day," in their logic.
Self-described "recovering academic" Jenny Bann pulled up some hilariously enlightening historical records of the behavioral problems exhibited by 18th century male students in Scotland.
Let's just say they're...less than wholesome and make Millennials look angelic in comparison!
We love e-commerce sites like Amazon or Wish.com for a.) their convenience, and b.) the bizarre products they advertise and the hilarious reviews that come with them. Of course, always take the products with a grain of salt before actually purchasing! Furthermore, we're not entirely sure what the hell some of the following products even are...
Check out even more ridiculous products that were sold on Wish, courtesy of eBaum's World!
The Amazon Rain Forest, one of Earth's most important filters, is currently burning down at an alarming rate and hardly any news outlets are reporting on it. Many Brazilians are blaming President Jair Bolsinaro for "encouraging loggers and farmers to clear the land" since taking office in January, according to the BBC.
People on Twitter have been bringing light to the devastating situation under the hashtags 'Amazon Rain Forest' and 'Pray for Amazonia.'
So what can we do about all of this? Other than spreading awareness, we're honestly not sure. Here are some of the depressing reactions people have had to the situation.
Donald Trump has apparently recently expressed interest in purchasing Greenland with "varying degrees of seriousness," according to the Wall Street Journal.
Yes, you read that correctly - Greenland, the massive autonomous Danish territory northeast of Canada with a population of just 56,000.
(And not to mention, "abundant resources.")
Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your personal take on the situation), Greenland has stated that they are absolutely not for sale.
This of course hasn't stopped memers and Twitter-dwellers alike from mocking the absurd proposal! We just hope that Trump is aware that Greenland is, in fact, not very green...
We really thought that multi-level marketers had sucked enough soul out of the world, but this text message exchange proved us to be very, very wrong. This Imgur user received what they thought was a kind text from a former classmate following the death of their father, only to realize the well-wishes were a thinly veiled attempt at selling his family nutrition projects. Is nothing sacred?
Florida, this is why we can't have nice things. You just keep effing it up for the rest of us good law-abiding citizens who just want to go about our days without reading 150 ridiculous headlines about whatever Florida did this time. Totally kidding, we love reading about the weird sh*t that goes on there so keep it coming!
There are some meme trends that elicit no other response beside a confused head shake. This is one of those memes, featuring...shampoo bottles. More specifically, the noise the shampoo bottle makes when it falls down randomly, among other things pertaining to shampoo bottles. So without further ado, here you go!
There are some people in this world who make you really feel good about your own intellectual capabilities. In other words, their stupidity is astounding. Unfortunately for these people, that stupidity was displayed on national television for everyone to witness. If these people are an indication of average intelligence, then we fear for the state of humanity. Yikes.
It can be really difficult to see your partner's character flaws when you're blinded by love. This isn't always necessarily a bad thing, but it can be when the behavior gets into abuse territory. These people reveal the strange things their significant others make them do that we think are big red flags in a relationship!
What do you think of when you hear the name "Cleopatra"? Most of us probably think of her as being a wily temptress with a bit of a man-eating habit, but according to this Twitter thread, there was even more crazy sh*t going on in the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt!
We can bet that history buffs will really get a kick out of this Twitter thread written by Anne Theriault!
It's a pretty well-known stereotype that the subway system in New York City is full of crazies and weirdos, and these pics prove that to be true. Well, weird sh*t probably doesn't happen that often, but we're still incredibly amused by these bizarre pics of people in public places who just do not give a flying f*ck!
