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The Snark

Caption that reads, "And people wonder why our generation grew up sarcastic..." above a pic of Bert saying, "Ernie, how do I look?" Ernie replies, "With your eyes, Bert"
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You Might Want To Get That Checked Out Actually

Someone asks on Tumblr, "Is three fingers too much?" Someone replies, "Not at all! Most people have ten"
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Fear My Intellect, Plebs

Tweet that reads, "Are you ever about to drop a sarcastic comment but then you decide against it because their small brain won't understand your elite humor"
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Well That's Depressing...

Headline that reads, "Your brain tricks you into seeing yourself five times more attractive in the mirror than you actually are;" someone replies, "This whole time I thought I was just ugly, turns out I'm ugly UGLY lol"
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Sorry Biebs...

Tweet that reads, "He is truly the most beautiful human being ever, wow" above pics of Justin Bieber; someone comments, "You can literally drive to your local gas station and find at least three people that look like this"
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Insufferable Anti-Vax Mom Gets Absolutely Roasted On Facebook

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It's Really Demanding Too

Tumblr post where someone asks how they can uninstall their period; someone replies, "I think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop-up that doesn't go away for 18 years"
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17 Witty Tumblr Posts That'll Speak Your Mind For You

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15 Wacky Tweets Straight From The Legendary Ryan Reynolds

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Funny memes and funny pics made into fun tweets.

26 Funny Pics That'll Muster A Chuckle

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17 Fresh And Funny Tumblr Posts That'll Give You A Chuckle

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34 Stupid And Funny Memes To Satisfy Your Craving For Humor

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Dang It

Tweet that reads, "[At a theater to see a play] Me: I hope there's a lot of ado; Host: Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado; Me: Son of a..."
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There You Go

Facebook post asking someone to name their plant; someone names it George, and OP replies, "I guess I got what I asked for"
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Collection of funny and witty comebacks from historical figures like Groucho Marx, Winston Churchill and Dorothy Parker.

These Historic Clapbacks Are Proof That Savagery Never Goes Out Of Style

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