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Funny tumblr posts.

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Funny Tumblr post that reads, "Why is 'dark' spelled with a 'k' and not a 'c'? Because you can't see in the dark. Ba-dum-tss"

Clever

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Tumblr post that reads, "If you're reading this, I love you and I believe in you;" someone below replies, "This just in: Ryan Nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind"

What An A-Hole

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Caption that reads, "And people wonder why our generation grew up sarcastic..." above a pic of Bert saying, "Ernie, how do I look?" Ernie replies, "With your eyes, Bert"

The Snark

Someone asks on Tumblr, "Is three fingers too much?" Someone replies, "Not at all! Most people have ten"

You Might Want To Get That Checked Out Actually

Tweet that reads, "Are you ever about to drop a sarcastic comment but then you decide against it because their small brain won't understand your elite humor"

Fear My Intellect, Plebs

Headline that reads, "Your brain tricks you into seeing yourself five times more attractive in the mirror than you actually are;" someone replies, "This whole time I thought I was just ugly, turns out I'm ugly UGLY lol"

Well That's Depressing...

Tweet that reads, "He is truly the most beautiful human being ever, wow" above pics of Justin Bieber; someone comments, "You can literally drive to your local gas station and find at least three people that look like this"

Sorry Biebs...

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Insufferable Anti-Vax Mom Gets Absolutely Roasted On Facebook

Tumblr post where someone asks how they can uninstall their period; someone replies, "I think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop-up that doesn't go away for 18 years"

It's Really Demanding Too

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Mom demands ex-husband takes 4-year-old son with different partner on vacation with long-distance girlfriend and kids, gets upset when they don't want to take him: 'The kids don't want to babysit on all our trips'

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