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We wish we had come up with these, but alas, we are certainly not clever enough. It''s alright though, we'll just leave it to these clever Tumblr-dwellers to come up with material that consistently makes us chuckle. If you want even more Tumblr posts to make you chuckle, you won't be left hanging. 

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We're not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve. 

The three Golden Rules with regard to lying are as follows: if you're going to tell a flat-out lie, a.) at least make sure you can deliver it convincingly, b.) lie about something worthwhile, and c.) make sure no one can easily fact check you on that sh*t! 

These lying liars apparently didn't get the memo, and as a result they got rightfully called the eff out!

We're willing to bet that if these amusing Tumblr posts got us laughing, then they'll get you laughing as well. Since sifting through real Tumblr is a pain, we did that work for you as a little treat. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these miscellaneous Tumblr tidbits!

We don't want to bore you too much with an intro, nor do we think these tweets really need one. So without further ado, please scroll down (and click here) for some prime entertainment from Twitter!

The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!

There are those comebacks in this world that make you realize how much of an art form insulting someone is. It takes a lot of wit, prowess, and sass to deliver a sick burn that makes the recipient hang their head in defeat. Unfortunately, we are not that clever, but the following people are!

Twitter sometimes exudes genius. Like, literally, that's all Twitter is - clever comebacks and absolute brilliance in just 280 characters. We think some of these people deserve a Pulitzer prize.

What's there not to love about Twitter? It's cute, clever, and sometimes even heartwarming if you're lucky. There's always something for everyone in a big batch of tweets like the following, so let's get to it!

Let's face it, you probably just got off work and you're relieved and tired AF. You certainly don't feel like making any effort, and that's where we come in; we've compiled this list of random-ass tweets that are clever enough to make you chuckle and say, "I wish I had thought of that." You're welcome.

Let's face it: most of us are just not that clever. It's hard to come up with something witty, after all, even if it's only 280 characters-worth. That's why we put together Twitter galleries, so that you can browse through them and feel marginally more entertained than you were before.

Funny 'n random tweets here for when you need 'em the most! We've got everything here that you could want, from relatable content to incredibly dumb sh*t that you don't actually need in your life - but you want it, and that's all that matters.

Sometimes you may just not be in the mood for memes when you're bored. We don't really understand that, but that's okay, because Twitter can also entertain you just as well. So without further ado, feast your eyes on these 32 titillating tweets of the highest quality!

Twitter can be a pretty intimidating place if you're new to the whole thing. That's why we've collected 44 fresh tweets for you to browse through - no need to sift through the mediocre content! It's perfect for Boomers and Millennials alike...well, maybe not Boomers because they'll never get it anyway.

/r/UsernameChecksOut is a subreddit where people post screenshots of instances where usernames perfectly fit whatever comment was published. If you're still confused by that horrible definition we just wrote, fear not because it will all make sense once you scroll down. The posts are meta AF and can be pretty damn clever.