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17 Clever Tumblr Posts That'll Speak Your Mind For You

We wish we had come up with these, but alas, we are certainly not clever enough. It''s alright though, we'll just leave it to these clever Tumblr-dwellers to come up with material that consistently makes us chuckle. If you want even more Tumblr posts to make you chuckle, you won't be left hanging. 

clever tumblr posts | science--noise E(z) Time Traveler 1919 have day where honor our struggles Great War War End All Wars mean World War TT: Oh sh t 37,773 notes
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Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We're not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go
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14 People Share Their Best Jokes That Flew Completely Over People's Heads

For those of us who aren't professional comics, attaining perfect comedic timing and delivery is a moment to be relished and appreciated. Unfortunately for the Redditors taking part in this thread, their brilliance went woefully unnoticed. We're here to bring them the glory that they so deserve. 

Funny jokes that went over peoples heads, reddit, askreddit | 12h casualreader22 121.0K Senior year religion class at Catholic High School. Our Deacon teacher asks us "Whats two words not supposed say Jehova's Witness class wasteland boredom figuring hell, raised my hand and responded "Come Dead. Silence. Might as well as have had tumbleweed rolling by record answer Happy Birthday."
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15 Cringey Liars Who Were Called Out For Their Blatant BS

The three Golden Rules with regard to lying are as follows: if you're going to tell a flat-out lie, a.) at least make sure you can deliver it convincingly, b.) lie about something worthwhile, and c.) make sure no one can easily fact check you on that sh*t! 

These lying liars apparently didn't get the memo, and as a result they got rightfully called the eff out!

liars called out | Im not girl who always has boy friend Im girl who rarely has boy friend Google taylor swift and taylor swift and conor kennedy aylor swift and taylor lautner taylor swift and zac efron taylor swift and harry styles taylor swift and kennedy taylor swift and john mayer taylor swift and joe jonas taylor swift and adam young aylor swift and conor taylor swift and patrick schwarzenegger | Mark Hamill called Zack Snyder's Watchmen his favorite movie. Mark Hamill No didn't
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Seventeen Witty Tumblr Posts That Got Us Chuckling

We're willing to bet that if these amusing Tumblr posts got us laughing, then they'll get you laughing as well. Since sifting through real Tumblr is a pain, we did that work for you as a little treat. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these miscellaneous Tumblr tidbits!

Funny random Tumblr posts | sweaterweathercub ace-pervert sobering stat during coronavirus fears- 90 employees admit they have gone work sick Abigail Hes st-just Who could have possibly foreseen organizing entire service economy around low-wage workers without sick leave or reliable access doctor might someday backfire.
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Freshly Picked Twitter Tidbits For Your Enjoyment

We don't want to bore you too much with an intro, nor do we think these tweets really need one. So without further ado, please scroll down (and click here) for some prime entertainment from Twitter!

Funny random tweets | Regina Carpaccio @ReginaCarpaccio wish could let my dogs bark at voicemail notification until goes away like do people come door 1:53 PM 2/24/20 Twitter Android
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Excellent Comebacks That Deserve Some Recognition

The Wendy's Twitter manager isn't the only one with top-notch roasts; sometimes us regular people think of clever comebacks that leave the recipient with third-degree burns. We just hope the following will inspire you to think of your own! And check out Reddit's /r/CleverComebacks for loads more roast-y material!

Funny and clever comebacks and insults on Twitter and Reddit | pic of hands tied together to a phone with earphones cord tweet by pepe @Finallypepe But y'all not ready this conversation Soph @sophieesol Got AirPods sorry | father has cheated on every one his wives including mother. Eric Trump O @EricTrump truly hate disloyal people 4:35 .m 17 Aug 18 42.5K Retweets 197K Likes
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Witty Comebacks Deserving Of Mad Respect (15 Sick Burns)

There are those comebacks in this world that make you realize how much of an art form insulting someone is. It takes a lot of wit, prowess, and sass to deliver a sick burn that makes the recipient hang their head in defeat. Unfortunately, we are not that clever, but the following people are!

Funny and clever comeback posts from Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, etc | send pic u bra: passport photo of girl inside a bra. text messages: Babe think Pregnant AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying Reach Is No Longer Service KNOW SPELLED WRONG AT&T Subscriber Are Trying Reach Is No Longer Service.
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Thirty-Three Twitter Tidbits To Eliminate The Tedium

Twitter sometimes exudes genius. Like, literally, that's all Twitter is - clever comebacks and absolute brilliance in just 280 characters. We think some of these people deserve a Pulitzer prize.

Funny random posts from Twitter | tweet by kaiteasley therapist: have considered maybe not sabotaging own life Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump BORING!
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Twenty Tweets Of The Miscellaneous Sort

What's there not to love about Twitter? It's cute, clever, and sometimes even heartwarming if you're lucky. There's always something for everyone in a big batch of tweets like the following, so let's get to it!

Funny random tweets | tweet by sad_tree oh so rich guys throw water out after boil hotdogs. too good hotdog soup. too good dab soup on wrists like colog
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Tantalizing Tweets For The Tired And Uninspired

Let's face it, you probably just got off work and you're relieved and tired AF. You certainly don't feel like making any effort, and that's where we come in; we've compiled this list of random-ass tweets that are clever enough to make you chuckle and say, "I wish I had thought of that." You're welcome.

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Thirty-Nine Clever Tweets Filled With Ample Wit

Let's face it: most of us are just not that clever. It's hard to come up with something witty, after all, even if it's only 280 characters-worth. That's why we put together Twitter galleries, so that you can browse through them and feel marginally more entertained than you were before.

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Forty Funny Tweets Just For The LOLs

Funny 'n random tweets here for when you need 'em the most! We've got everything here that you could want, from relatable content to incredibly dumb sh*t that you don't actually need in your life - but you want it, and that's all that matters.

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Thirty-Two Humorous Tweets That Got Us Laughing

Sometimes you may just not be in the mood for memes when you're bored. We don't really understand that, but that's okay, because Twitter can also entertain you just as well. So without further ado, feast your eyes on these 32 titillating tweets of the highest quality!

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Forty-Four Tantalizing Tweets We Loved This Week

Twitter can be a pretty intimidating place if you're new to the whole thing. That's why we've collected 44 fresh tweets for you to browse through - no need to sift through the mediocre content! It's perfect for Boomers and Millennials alike...well, maybe not Boomers because they'll never get it anyway.

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Fifteen Meta Instances Of Usernames Checking Out

/r/UsernameChecksOut is a subreddit where people post screenshots of instances where usernames perfectly fit whatever comment was published. If you're still confused by that horrible definition we just wrote, fear not because it will all make sense once you scroll down. The posts are meta AF and can be pretty damn clever.

Funny screenshots from the subreddit entitled 'Username Checks Out'
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