Real zingers

Gotta be some mental health points if you make your therapist laugh, right?

Oh yeah? Well... um...

Also: TikTok loses (some) music.

They didn't see these coming...

Typing...

To be salty is to be free.

It's a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you're standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A “Eureka!” moment. No, not the meaning of life. But the perfect zinger that would have absolutely destroyed that annoying bully in the office cafeteria, or perhaps that obnoxious Twitter troll you wanted to clobber with words. It's unfortunate…

Chitchat makes me wilt

This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"

With social media , it’s the people that use it who make or break the experience. The number one reason most of us are addicted to these dumb little glowing screens is the completely deranged behavior that others display on the internet. If that doesn’t sound relatable, then you’re probably the deranged one — but hey, at least everybody in this situation is being kept entertained. Sometimes it can seem like a mistake that it was ever allowed for complete strangers to interact with each other on…

It's easy to be correct and even easier to be wrong. But it takes true talent and wit to be correct in the wrong way.

True zingers

Five stars

You've got to appreciate the gaul of these absolute mad lads.

You can say a lot with just a couple hundred characters.