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Sixteen Twitter Gems For Short And Sweet Entertainment

This gallery of tweets is perfect for people with short attention spans. We ain't all got time to read a book after all. So have at 'em, and then check out more here via Fail Blog!

Funny random tweets | wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Kinda feel bad attractive people who are now having communicate with their words first time and realizing they don't have personality
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Yearbook Quotes In Honor Of The Graduates Who Didn't Get To Walk This Year

These amusing yearbook quotes are dedicated to all the high school seniors who tragically didn't get to walk this year. Click here if you're yearning for even more clever yearbook quotes!

Funny yearbook quotes from high school seniors | Matthew circumstances ones birth are irrelevant is do with gift life determines who are Mewtwo Pokemon Movie | Oney "Hannah Montana says nobody's perfect, but here am."
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Thirty-Eight Fresh Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

When you're in the mood to laugh, sometimes you just need something short and sweet. That's why we threw together this gallery of tweets that made us chuckle. We think you'll like 'em too. You can check out even more Twitter content here, courtesy of Fail Blog!

Funny random tweets | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby made some mediocre eggs Benedict and drank watered down screwdriver and then lit $120 on fire but wasn't same, man miss brunch 7:27 AM 6/14/20 Twitter iPhone
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Fifteen Times John Mulaney Had Us LOLing

John Mulaney is just one of those comedians that most people can agree is hilarious. Scroll down for some of our favorite moments from the man himself! You can watch his stand-up special New in Town here!

Funny memes and moments from comedian John Mulaney | Thirteen-year-olds are meanest people world. They terrify ihis day because 8th graders will make fun but an accurate way. They will get thing don't like about They don't even have look at long. They'll just be like Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, look at high waisted man. He got feminine hips And l'm like No s thing sensitive about.
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Eighteen Tumblr Posts Chock-Full Of Clever Humor

We love Tumblr for its clever antics. It may be an incredibly strange place, but you can pretty much always bet that you're going to find something entertaining. That's why we decided to gather up these 18 Tumblr posts for you. Want even more Tumblr content? Click here!

Funny random Tumblr posts | tilthat TIL 2002 researcher found average 8-year-old British child could identify 80 Pokémon, but only 50 common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at
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Tasty Tumblr Posts That Are Weird But Good

Let's hear it for the wonderfully weird and (mostly) hilarious world of Tumblr!

Check these funny memes for an extra boost of hilarity

Funny tumblr posts | big-ricospizza: auntmarie: doesn't term "staff member" make laugh because those 2 words both mean penis HAVE DONE
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17 Clever Tumblr Posts That'll Speak Your Mind For You

We wish we had come up with these, but alas, we are certainly not clever enough. It''s alright though, we'll just leave it to these clever Tumblr-dwellers to come up with material that consistently makes us chuckle.

clever tumblr posts | science--noise E(z) Time Traveler 1919 have day where honor our struggles Great War War End All Wars mean World War TT: Oh sh t 37,773 notes
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Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We're not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

Funny text-based posts from Twitter and Tumblr | female hysteria @LocalGoblin bigass spider my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because want know two things where did he come where did he go
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37 Titillating Tweets Written By Amateur Geniuses

The great thing about Twitter is that you don't need to be a famous or published author to get your thoughts out there. As long as you've got a computer or smart phone handy, you're free to let your words run rampant on the internet!

Funny random tweets | Thread Brayden Bauer im_your_density texted girl are up week ago and she has yet respond. can't believe she's thinking this hard about lol 's simple question honestly might just ghost her 3:14 am 15 Aug. 19 Twitter iPhone 10.7K Retweets 114K Likes
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45 Tasty Memes That'll Satisfy Your Comedy Cravings

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Funny tweets, silly tweets, random tweets, funny memes , random memes, silly memes, dank memes | TITANIC sinks LOBSTERS KITCHEN: Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton dancing | No one: Swedish Ducks kväck
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Seventeen Witty Tumblr Posts That Got Us Chuckling

We're willing to bet that if these amusing Tumblr posts got us laughing, then they'll get you laughing as well. Since sifting through real Tumblr is a pain, we did that work for you as a little treat. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these miscellaneous Tumblr tidbits!

Funny random Tumblr posts | sweaterweathercub ace-pervert sobering stat during coronavirus fears- 90 employees admit they have gone work sick Abigail Hes st-just Who could have possibly foreseen organizing entire service economy around low-wage workers without sick leave or reliable access doctor might someday backfire.
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Witty Comebacks Deserving Of Mad Respect (15 Sick Burns)

There are those comebacks in this world that make you realize how much of an art form insulting someone is. It takes a lot of wit, prowess, and sass to deliver a sick burn that makes the recipient hang their head in defeat. Unfortunately, we are not that clever, but the following people are!

Funny and clever comeback posts from Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, etc | send pic u bra: passport photo of girl inside a bra. text messages: Babe think Pregnant AT&T Subscriber Yu Are Trying Reach Is No Longer Service KNOW SPELLED WRONG AT&T Subscriber Are Trying Reach Is No Longer Service.
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Dumb Twitter Nuggets Full Of Comedic Gold

Ready to inject some clever humor into your day? Try Twitter. It's full of the witty humor you crave in only 280 characters - perfect for those of us with short attention spans. And the best part? We've already picked out the tweets for you, so no effort necessary on your part.

Funny random tweets | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner
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Thirty-Three Twitter Tidbits To Eliminate The Tedium

Twitter sometimes exudes genius. Like, literally, that's all Twitter is - clever comebacks and absolute brilliance in just 280 characters. We think some of these people deserve a Pulitzer prize.

Funny random posts from Twitter | tweet by kaiteasley therapist: have considered maybe not sabotaging own life Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump BORING!
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Twenty-Five Top-Notch Tumblr Posts

Were you craving a dose of clever Tumblr? Even if you weren't, we think you'll appreciate this roundup of excellent posts full of that weird humor that Tumblr never fails to deliver.

Funny Tumblr posts | trashboat whenever see frog on lily pad im like yeah man thats exactly where youre supposed be krafteasymac 's god says he sees crying taco cabana bathroom
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