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You definitely do not want to mess with the following badasses because they will f*ck you right up. We're just hoping that no one got hurt in the making of these photos.

There are few things in this life that are better than the novelty Instagram account Middle Class Fancy - it's full of anything a middle-class, middle-aged, suburban person could ever dream of. Don't believe us? Then just scroll down to see for yourself. And of course, check out MCF's official Instagram page, duh.

Do you take pleasure in converting old doors into coffee tables or old coffee tables into pallets? Do you spend a lot of time carefully crafting email responses? Does grabbing a beer or two at the local Chili's after a Sunday at Home Depot sound appealing to you? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you might get a kick out of these neat memes by novelty memelord @middleclassfancy. We're big fans of this hilarious account and love to share these tongue-in-cheek gems every chance we get.

If you've ever tuned into Evangelical Christian television, you're already aware of its inherently cringey qualities. But today we're here to offer up some vintage Christian cringe that feels like something right out of HBO's The Righteous Gemstones. The video comes courtesy of Twitter user @RebekaDawn, and it's an incredible spectacle of awkward snapping, dramatic beats, and some seriously goofy choreography. We've included the video below, along with some more wince-worthy Christian rap and some of the more clever and incredulous reactions. Our next move? Probably practicing these dances in the mirror.

It seems like right now everyone's on that DNA-testing kick to find out exactly where their ancestors really came from. While the results can certainly be super interesting, there's always that one white guy who can't wait to tell absolutely everyone that he's .0003% African.

And finally, we know that stereotypes generally aren't cool, but we like to think of these memes more as making fun of people like that guy. You're still white, buddy.

Calling all future dads! Not planning to have kids ever? That's okay, you can still embody the spirit of a dad without ever having the offspring. These memes will get you started on your dad journey!

(By the way, we love Middle Class Fancy and we think you should check them out!)

Do you think mayo is spicy? Do you listen to gangster rap on your morning commute to your high-paying 9-5 job every day? Do you love Olive Garden more than anything? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then Instagram account Middle Class Fancy is just the thing for you!

Well if this isn't the most ironic message exchange we've ever seen. One particularly angry Karen was so fed up with the "Karen" trope that she messaged the admin of the Facebook group No, KaReN to complain about how bigoted she felt the group was. Well, lucky for us the admin had quite the sense of humor and decided to indulge her frustrations. Let's just say, the whole thing is incredibly ironic and hilarious. 

Want more Karen content? We've got tons.

Get in the zone with this big ol' batch of mildly offensive maymays. Sometimes you need some great memes without losing a piece of your soul by the time you finish reading through them. Sometimes you need dankness, but sans the prerequisite groans, moans, and bemoaning your terrible sense of humor, and finding humor in the most heinous of topics. But enough about your collection of Sesame Street kink. This collection is perfect for those trying to remain in a healthy balance between worlds, but still get their daily fix, just like you can here with these fresh dank memes, if you dare. But if you are just struggling to round out your day and push on towards freedom, then you have to check out these hilarious dank memes made to ensure you survive the day.

We've already brought you a gallery full of these "Blinking White Guy" memes that we love, but honestly there are way too many of them not to bring you yet another gallery full of fresh examples. This meme just goes to show that humor absolutely doesn't have to be intelligent in order to be effective!