It seems like right now everyone's on that DNA-testing kick to find out exactly where their ancestors really came from. While the results can certainly be super interesting, there's always that one white guy who can't wait to tell absolutely everyone that he's .0003% African.
And finally, we know that stereotypes generally aren't cool, but we like to think of these memes more as making fun of people like that guy. You're still white, buddy.
Get in the zone with this big ol' batch of mildly offensive maymays. Sometimes you need some great memes without losing a piece of your soul by the time you finish reading through them. Sometimes you need dankness, but sans the prerequisite groans, moans, and bemoaning your terrible sense of humor, and finding humor in the most heinous of topics. But enough about your collection of Sesame Street kink. This collection is perfect for those trying to remain in a healthy balance between worlds, but still get their daily fix, just like you can here with these fresh dank memes, if you dare. But if you are just struggling to round out your day and push on towards freedom, then you have to check out these hilarious dank memes made to ensure you survive the day.
Do you think mayois spicy? Do you listen to gangster rap on your morning commute to your high-paying 9-5 job every day? Do you love Olive Garden more than anything? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then Instagram account Middle Class Fancy is just the thing for you!
We've already brought you a gallery full of these "Blinking White Guy" memes that we love, but honestly there are way too many of them not to bring you yet another gallery full of fresh examples. This meme just goes to show that humor absolutely doesn't have to be intelligent in order to be effective!
Comedian Matthew Broussard's assessment of college is hysterical and pretty spot-on!
Hey hey party people! If you're planning on celebrating Cinco de Mayo, we hope you have a safe and enjoyable holiday, and of course, we have to take this opportunity to remind you what the holiday is actually about: contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican independence day, but rather the anniversary of the victorious 1862 battle of Puebla against Napoleon III's army, located southeast of Mexico City.
Today, Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the state of Puebla, but is not much recognized in the rest of Mexico. The holiday was brought to the States as a way for Mexican immigrants to celebrate their heritage, but has since spread to include the rest of America.
TL;DR: Cinco de Mayo is an excuse for many Americans to get drunk and eat tacos.
Twitter's new favorite text meme involves calling out white people for the silly things they say in very specific situations. The meme is somewhat triggering to the Ned Flanders-esque white person writing this (nobody under 30 should sound this much like a Midwestern dad) but the tweets are pretty funny - and all in good fun.
Have a peek at more sparkling white gems from White People Twitter.
If you haven't seen Talladega Nights and aren't familiar with what the hell we're talking about here, it's a NASCAR race that takes place at the Talladega Superspeedway in Lincoln, Alabama every spring. This year, the official Talladega venue's Twitter account decided to tweet all of the weird crap left behind by the fans of the event, and let's just say, sh*t got weird.
