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funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, jokes, comedy, self-deprecating, married life, marriage tweets | SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi my boyfriend and go Taco Bell do want ask him baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee want something will baja last. will marry they ring taco bell live happily ever after mas. | Pessimus Prime @BigJDubz Picasso dn but joke got about 's messed Translate Tweet 8:05 AM 2020-08-14 Twitter Android 197 Retweets and comments 737 Likes

Excellent Tweets For Quality Procrastination

Funny tweet that reads, "This generation is a bit TOO comfortable with going to hell"

Well, Life Is Meaningless Anyway

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Funny Twitter meme about a plumber coming to work at Hogwarts and Salazar Slytherin wanting the pipes to be big enough for a giant snake to fit in

Nothing To See Here

Funny memes that are relatable | find out my family ate something good wasn't around Homer Simpson snobby | shower trying remember if used shampoo Neo Matrix

Fifteen Highly Relatable Memes For Misunderstood People

Funny tweet about standing 6 ft apart, what you dont want to change after covid | Fred O @fredonair What's the one thing you DON'T want to change post-COVID? @QuecianaWaIton Standing 6 feet away from me

Truth

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Kids cough like this in public and the government thinks it's a good idea to open schools back up. Yeah ok" above photoshopped images of two cats coughing

Yeah, No

Funny tweet that reads, "Remember in 2004 when you were like 'I'm gonna go on the computer'"

And Now It's, 'Huh, Maybe I Should Get Off The Computer'

Funny tweets about a 'Long Furby' that a guy's wife made for a friend's birthday | I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long Furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable | MOMENT UNDERSTOOD WEAKNESS MY FLESH THEWNE DISGUSTED

Creepy 'Long Furby' Is Terrifying Twitter Users Everywhere

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Wholesomely Affirming Memes & Tweets For People Who Need Them

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

Ba-dum-tss

Funny memes about kids and parenting | Little kids tryna make sure see them coughing | grounded my kid and this his @alenwithnojob response. PROGRESS Light ary Av Purbe Xp BU

Fifteen Parenting Posts For Exhausted Life Givers

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Funny tweet that reads, "Any geologists or beachcombers out there know what this is, or should I just accept that it's 2020, of course rocks have grown teeth, and move on?" above photos of a rock that appears to have been split in half and is being kept together by a substance that looks like teeth

Uh, No Thanks

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Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

Funny relatable memes | doing things alone vs doing things someone watches perfect brick wall vs building a wonky wall | trying run my dreams Tom the cat with his limbs all twisted around

Fourteen Relatable Posts For Misunderstood People

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Thirty-Nine Miscellaneous May-Mays That Hit The Spot

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The wealthier you are, the more confusing your sink is" above a photo of a strange-looking sink

At This Point They're Just Trolling

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Employee gets underpaid by $250, quits when boss refuses to reimburse him: 'If the law allowed me to pay you less, I would'

Employee gets underpaid by $250, quits when boss refuses to reimburse him: 'If the law allowed me to pay you less, I would'

17-year-old moves in with his grandparents because he doesn't want to follow his dad's girlfriend's rules: 'I told her she's not my parent and she doesn't get to demand respect.'

17-year-old moves in with his grandparents because he doesn't want to follow his dad's girlfriend's rules: 'I told her she's not my parent and she doesn't get to demand respect.'

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics

Funniest Cat Memes for Feline Fanatics

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

Tolkien Tuesday: The Best Lord of the Rings Memes This Week

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

Printing company demands manager increases morale while mandating 12-hour days, gets annoyed when he hosts paper plane competition: 'You did what?'

Printing company demands manager increases morale while mandating 12-hour days, gets annoyed when he hosts paper plane competition: 'You did what?'

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