Wow

Universal humor at its finest.

Come and get 'em.

Some things shouldn't exist. And we can say without a shadow of a doubt that Brach's ‘Turkey Dinner' candy corn bags fall into that category. As a passionate hater of all things candy corn, this confection's existence shakes me to my core. And yet, it piqued my curiosity in a different way than Bertie Bott's Every Flavored Beans. Jelly Belly's take on a Harry Potter creation consists of their classically delicious flavors mixed in with some seriously heinous flavor profiles like vomit, earwax,…

Too accurate

'Hi, someone with heavy food sensory issues here!'

It hurts

Unless you're one of those healthy people who aren't terminally online (like us), you probably noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were indisposed for several hours on Monday. Luckily, the notorious bird app was still stronger than ever. Literally everyone flocked to Twitter, and even Twitter's Twitter account Tweeted about it. Pretty meta, right? hello literally everyone — Twitter (@Twitter) October 4, 2021 For some reason, every single brand known to man decided to pop in and use t…

So grateful for my morning rations.

Is this going towards the college fund?

Oy.

Hope they have home insurance.

Take a load off

The redemption arc of Florida Man.

"I gotcha G".