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Funny tweet that reads, "You never see Brian May and Isaac Newton in the same room, do you?" above a photo of Brian May next to a painting of Isaac Newton

Is This The Real Life...?

funny tweet Line Art Lionheart @notalogin People who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day

It Me

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Funny memes about Trump's comments about 'exploding trees' in Austria | Teresa Grohmann @GrohmannTeresa Typical problem around Christmas Austria #Exploding Trees family photo | Simon Tartarotti @Simon Tartarotti People Austria Star Wars Ewoks

Trump's 'Exploding Trees' Comment Has Memers Trolling Like Crazy

Funny tweet that reads, "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28 years old and works in IT"

So Sad :(

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Guess the place?" above an image of a girl appearing to be on vacation somewhere; someone comments below, "Window XP?"

So Beautiful

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funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:

Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

Funny random memes | evie alkin @eviealk Work home March vs September | Someone punched wall men's washroom and staff framed Fragile Masaulinity Artist Unknown 2018 Fngle meoalindy -Atist nknn 2018

Twenty-Nine Entertaining Memes For Those Who Are Bored Silly

Funny tweet about life in the future when Amazon has taken over | Save Patrick @lunch_enjoyer 2029: My tv starts flashing red with an alert because I lied to Amazon Prime about how many people are in my living room watching Trolls 5. They send 15 cops in riot gear and they kill my dog. Im not allowed to shop at Whole Foods for two weeks.

1984 Is Happening All Over Again

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Funny memes about parenting, kids | kid makes friend at park, but now stuck talking parents am uncomfortable dog | After 3,456,358th Mom, look at day OverheardMother

Parenting Memes And Tweets For Moms And Dads Who Can't Catch A Break

Funny pics of people who think they are smart | I read so much now started citing books every conversation. Whatever say probably have quote back up think quoted Aristotle 2x already today s only 10 am

27 Cringey Geniuses That Should Be Taken Down A Notch

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. I love doing crimes"

Absolutely Nothing Suspicious To See Here

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Funny tweet about the rock and covid-19 smell what he's cooking | omegafrost @omegafrost Dwayne Johnson and his family all got Covid, they figured it out when he was making dinner and they couldn't smell what The Rock was cooking

LOL

Funny tweets from the gripping food with force twitter account, cursed images, oddly satisfying | fist smashing a cup with orange slices | squeezing a bottle of ketchup

Twitter's 'Gripping Food With Force' Is Cursed And Satisfying At The Same Time

Funny meme about how hot dogs should be free and the government should pay for them | Citizen Shane @ShaneSheehy Hot dog stands should give away their hot dogs for free. The men who run the stands should make 300 dollars an hour. The government should pay for all of this

Change We Can Believe In

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Funny random memes | Is this an empty bowl? is this a pigeon meme with a cat and a half full food bowl | My mom 3 hours after telling clean my room playing with toys haven't seen 20 years woman yelling at a cat

Random Memes And Tweets For Your Scrolling Pleasure

Funny and cute tweets from Twitter account We Rate Dogs | WeRateDogs dog_rates This is Hildy. She had lovely day by pool. Her doggles were little big but they matched her suit so 's fine. 12/10 adorable puppy in goggles

Fourteen Squee-Worthy Tweets From 'We Rate Dogs'

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Daughter changes locks and refuses to let Mom move back in after she abandoned her 4 kids for 5 years to live with a boyfriend, and expects to just reclaim her old room

Daughter changes locks and refuses to let Mom move back in after she abandoned her 4 kids for 5 years to live with a boyfriend, and expects to just reclaim her old room

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Boss asks night-shift worker who works 70hrs/week to miss their son's soccer game because they can't find coverage

Tampa Guy sells his grandfather's Seiko watch $1,200 on eBay, the buyer swaps it for a fake, and gets a full refund despite perfect documentation

Tampa Guy sells his grandfather's Seiko watch $1,200 on eBay, the buyer swaps it for a fake, and gets a full refund despite perfect documentation

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Cashier walks off the job after new manager fires assistant manager of 2 years with no explanation: 'It's not a group discussion it's a corporate decision'

Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

Gen Z employee demands a 50% raise after 1 year of work, requests meeting with CEO after his manager says no: 'He informed me that he deserves a $41K bump.'

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs

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