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Funny tweet about a skeleton coming home, being scared, warming up to family, as though the skeleton is a pet | Jesse McLaren @McJesse He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he's a member of the family

Awww

Funny meme about seeing a lizard at 7-11 named marvin | ELEUEII Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett • ld v this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell" 0 342 45.5K 250K < 7-Eleven e @7eleven • 3h Oh no! Can you DM us with the store location you visited so we can check in on Marvin? Thank you! 132 0 686 < Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett

Protect Marvin At All Costs

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Funny random memes | kylie @kylie2420 customers come 6 hours before closing Squidward spongebob squarepants | trying insert my card drive through ATM baby yoda struggling to reach

Dumb And Random Memes For The Burnt-Out

Funny tweets and response to TikTok McDonald's proposal | person in a face mask kneeling down in a fast food restaurant | Laughing Leo DiCaprio when he have time to make the heart rose petals

TikTok McDonald's Proposal Is A Perfect Example Of Wholesome Cringe

funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, ryan reynolds tweets, deadpool, vancity reynolds, parenting tweets | Ryan Reynolds Follow @VancityReynolds Damn 's hard letting infant daughter go somewhere alone first time total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.

Quality Twitter Gems From Ryan Reynolds

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Marvel and Disney+ release trailer for Wandavision miniseries, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, Benedict Cumberbatch, trailer reactions, cast, doctor strange, marvel cinematic universe black and white 60s fashion

'WandaVision' Trailer Is A Trippy First Look At Marvel's Disney+ Series

Funny tweets about the Midwest | WIDWEST Midwest vs Everybody @midwestern_ope OPE Where are Names biggest city live by bc 's not worth explaining where actually

Fifteen Amusing Midwestern Tweets In Honor Of The Flyover States

funny tweet about girls on social media craziest woman birthday sarah

LOL

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Funny tweet that reads, "You never see Brian May and Isaac Newton in the same room, do you?" above a photo of Brian May next to a painting of Isaac Newton

Is This The Real Life...?

funny tweet Line Art Lionheart @notalogin People who say go big or go home seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day

It Me

Funny memes about Trump's comments about 'exploding trees' in Austria | Teresa Grohmann @GrohmannTeresa Typical problem around Christmas Austria #Exploding Trees family photo | Simon Tartarotti @Simon Tartarotti People Austria Star Wars Ewoks

Trump's 'Exploding Trees' Comment Has Memers Trolling Like Crazy

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Funny tweet that reads, "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28 years old and works in IT"

So Sad :(

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Guess the place?" above an image of a girl appearing to be on vacation somewhere; someone comments below, "Window XP?"

So Beautiful

funny twitter thread about the dolphin minds of people with adhd | Thread DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 sure there's fancy scientific name but prefer call Dolphin Mind guarantee most everyone on #TeamADHD knows this feeling. Here's looks like NTs lovely pond. NT: Yeah s nice always wanted nunchucks. | DREADpirate Shannon @3TrackMind79 reality, here's our Dolphin Minds do Out Loud lovely pond my Head: Oh hey, there's turtle! MimH: LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. MimH: But who's best? MimH:

Twitter Thread Explains The 'Dolphin Mind' Of People With ADHD

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Funny random memes | evie alkin @eviealk Work home March vs September | Someone punched wall men's washroom and staff framed Fragile Masaulinity Artist Unknown 2018 Fngle meoalindy -Atist nknn 2018

Twenty-Nine Entertaining Memes For Those Who Are Bored Silly

Funny tweet about life in the future when Amazon has taken over | Save Patrick @lunch_enjoyer 2029: My tv starts flashing red with an alert because I lied to Amazon Prime about how many people are in my living room watching Trolls 5. They send 15 cops in riot gear and they kill my dog. Im not allowed to shop at Whole Foods for two weeks.

1984 Is Happening All Over Again

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