twitter memes

Another boring day. But now it's theweekend. Even though  the vaccine is making its way to those who need it, and reducing the fear we've lived in for over a year, we can't seem to shake the funk that 2020 (and 2021) brought upon us. We can go to restaurants and bars now, but it just doesn't feel the same. Socializing is awkward. The things we used to enjoy feel somewhat empty. All we can do is hope that things change for us in the long run, but until then we're going to have to be content sitting on the couch and scrolling through memes.

There's no denying that Twitter can sometimes feel like hell on Earth. Or at least hell on the Internet. But despite all the silly squabbling, terrible takes, and relentless trolling, there are thousands of tweets that inspire laughter, fascinated revulsion, and sometimes a whole damn meme. When Twitter user @Less_HumbleTeej asked his followers to share contenders for the "funniest phrase in Twitter history" they were more than happy to comply. And they created a mega-thread of historically hilarious tweets in the process. We've put together some of the best examples in this gallery, but there are so many more where they came from. While some of them are classics that have made their ways to Instagram or Know Your Meme, we're willing to bet you'll find a new favorite tweets nestled in the hilarity. Happy scrolling.

Ever witness an attitude so foul that you can't help but think "Who hurt you?" We have. And right now, much of Twitter is giving us that exact feeling of both sadness as fear. Hundreds of women on the cursed social media site have been sharing their hopes for men we must assume are their exes. The curse-like tweets range from relatively harmless to straight up evil. And we're seriously enjoying them.

Have you ever noticed that people focus too much on the poles of good and the bad? It seems the world only cares about the extremes. For example, it's rare to see a "meh" restaurant review. People usually save their breath for times when they are extremely pleased, or when they're incredibly disappointed by a dish or experience. Unfortunately, the middle of the road places that do the job get less recognition for dependability. The same goes for memes and tweets. So we're here to show them some love. 

If you detest having a good time peppered with half-laughs, then you should quickly press the "back" arrow on your web browser. We're only offering dumb memes, so this could be considered kryptonite to sour pusses and fun-haters. But for all the people out there who need some quality procrastination fuel, this collection of silly memes and funny tweets will surely be enough to distract anyone from the monotony for a few minutes.

How is it that so many dads end up developing the same corny, pun-based sense of humor? Maybe as life gets more complicated and tiresome by having kids and working all the time, parents eventually just enjoy the simpler things in life, like grilling and telling dumb jokes. Whatever the reason, we're certainly not complaining. Dad humor will always have a warm place in our hearts. And whether you're a dad yourself or just an appreciator of cheeseball humor, you'll be LOLing all the way through this ridiculous collection of dad memes.

We all have at least two versions of ourselves. The ambitious, idealized version who has dreams and aspirations, and the indulgent, evil self who favors procrastination and takes joy in squashing all your hopes and dreams by watching YouTube until 4am while eating Doritos and forgetting to drink water. There is a such thing as a happy medium—maintaining a healthy level of motivation and accountability without being too hard on yourself when you do indulge in a bit of mindless entertainment. Beating yourself up with self-deprecating thoughts only leads to more failure. That's why we savor and cherish our meme-scrolling sessions as well-deserved breaks, rather than feel guilty about it. Think of these memes as your reward for being a functional human. 

There are very few jobs as thankless as that of a retail worker. Having to juggle your regular responsibilities and entitled people should be an Olympic sport. This Twitter thread from last week is proof that everyone needs to work retail at some point so we can avoid the horror stories these poor people had to endure.

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction. 

Picture this. You've moved on from your crappy ex. Maybe they lied and cheated. Maybe they were emotionally unavailable. Maybe they were a lazy mooch. Whatever the case, you're not friends. Now imagine that you receive a text from this reviled former lover. The text reads "I'm dating someone better than you." Personally, a message like that would probably result in an instant block. But Twitter user @EvaRebeca5 asked her followers to come up with their best 3 word comebacks to the unnecessary (and somewhat hurtful) hypothetical text messages. The responses are both hilarious and spicy, a primo exercise for anyone who has pretend arguments with their shampoo bottles in the shower. Though might not have the guts to put our ex in their place, we have nothing but respect for these people who brought the heat. We've put some of our favorite responses into this gallery, but there's loads more where these came from.