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If you're looking to have a leisurely scroll session full of spicy memes, you've come to the right place because we've got a pretty good collection of content just for the occasion. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the memes. 

How is it that so many dads end up developing the same corny, pun-based sense of humor? Maybe as life gets more complicated and tiresome by having kids and working all the time, parents eventually just enjoy the simpler things in life, like grilling and telling dumb jokes. Whatever the reason, we're certainly not complaining. Dad humor will always have a warm place in our hearts. And whether you're a dad yourself or just an appreciator of cheeseball humor, you'll be LOLing all the way through this ridiculous collection of dad memes.

Everyday we're bombarded with news, tweets, and clickbait about that one politician who did some horrible thing, or that one millionaire celebrity who broke up with that other millionaire celebrity, and it can get pretty damn tiresome. We get it, these people are Very Important. Sometimes we just want to see some simple, funny content that resonates with us common folk. That's why we put together this big batch of comically relatable memes and tweets for anyone who doesn't give a crap about the latest hot news. These are memes for the rest of us. Memes for the people. 

While murder mystery game Among Us was released in 2018, it took over a year for it to explode in popularity. After the game's initial success  (which was largely thanks to Twitch streamers), it saw a second wave of popularity in early 2020. This resurgence quickly led to the Among US becoming a pastime of choice for many bored gamers stuck in quarantine due to the Covid-19 pandemic. The game's versatility - which allows you to play with a group of friends, or with strangers - was attractive to people who wanted to have fun with loved ones on the internet, or just engage in some healthy competition with internet randoms. 

Though the game's ubiquity inspired a crap load of memes in 2020, it's also made it so that people see its crewmate characters in unlikely places. This phenomenon, which is referred to by memers as "Amogus," has taken on a Loss-like meme life of its own. Amogus memes can be everyday objects photoshopped to look like one of the space station workers, or unedited doppelgangers found in the wilds of the internet or, you know, real life. The meme is especially active on Twitter, where users will share images that make them think of the game along with some iteration of the following caption: "Don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it." The premise may seem stupid to people who have yet to try their hand at the game, but for everyone else, it's definitely got a "cannot unsee" vibe. Before you know it, your poisoned mind will be seeing the colorful space-suited crewmates everywhere, even in your own home. We've put together some of the most solid and sus examples, but we're sure there are loads more where these came from. 

Nine-to-five life can really suck the humor out of the day, and to all the silly souls out there whose natural playfulness and joy gets stifled by the man on the daily, we totally feel your pain. That's why we've put together this dank collection of memes full of stupid jokes, puns, clever references, and relatable humor. When life's dull tasks try to drag you down, turn to glorious memes.

There are very few jobs as thankless as that of a retail worker. Having to juggle your regular responsibilities and entitled people should be an Olympic sport. This Twitter thread from last week is proof that everyone needs to work retail at some point so we can avoid the horror stories these poor people had to endure.

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction. 

If you hate laughing and having a good time, then run in the other direction immediately, because we only offer hilariously dumb memes around these parts. For all the people out there who need some quality procrastination-fodder, this collection of silly memes and funny tweets will surely be enough to distract anyone from their boring tasks for a good five minutes. Enjoy!

Happy Friday, friends and fellow freaks. Looking for a way to get into the weekend groove now that bars are closing early or you're in lockdown? Fear not! We're here with a massive gallery of memes, tweets, and shitposts for happy and relaxing perusal. Sure, they may not beat making real connections with your friends out on the town, but they're a decent substitute. And they won't make you feel worse.

We all have at least two versions of ourselves. The ambitious, idealized version who has dreams and aspirations, and the indulgent, evil self who favors procrastination and takes joy in squashing all your hopes and dreams by watching YouTube until 4am while eating Doritos and forgetting to drink water. There is a such thing as a happy medium—maintaining a healthy level of motivation and accountability without being too hard on yourself when you do indulge in a bit of mindless entertainment. Beating yourself up with self-deprecating thoughts only leads to more failure. That's why we savor and cherish our meme-scrolling sessions as well-deserved breaks, rather than feel guilty about it. Think of these memes as your reward for being a functional human. 

It's the freakin' weekend and you know what that means—time to kill precious free time by compulsively scouring the internet for hilarious memes. You're in luck though, because we've done half the work for you by curating this spicy batch of relatable memes and tweets full of mildly self-deprecating humor. So if you're feeling extra lazy, this collection is right up your alley. 

Once upon a time, Twitter used to be a simple place where people could keep tabs on each other by regularly posting short updates, kind of like that distant relative who briefs the extended family once a week with a family newsletter-style mass email, only much more succinct and digestible. Back in the day, you could only tweet 140 characters, so brevity was a skill one was required to hone if they wanted to use Twitter. At 9:50pm on March 21, 2006, Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey sent the first tweet ever out into the digital world—'just setting up my twttr.' At first, the tweets that followed were just as mundane and innocuous, reflecting the humble vision for the fledgeling social network at the time. Some of the first tweets ever include, 'wishing I had another sammich' and 'having some flowery orange pekoe tea' and 'feeling pains in my back.' We've come a looooong way since those early Twitter days, to say the least. It's impossible to diagnose the exact turning point from harmless, uncomplicated Twitter to the toxic Twitter hellscape everyone loves to hate today, but increasing the character limit to 280 probably didn't hurt. What used to be a place for people to update followers about their lunch is now a place where millions are hungry to own their enemies with snide subtweets, sanctimonious hot takes, and disparaging jokes. If you're logging on to a social media account knowing you're about to see mostly cringe and negativity, it probably safe to call that space a toxic environment.

One common theme of contemporary toxic Twitter is gatekeeping. What is 'gatekeeping' exactly? It's basically when someone claims authority over enjoying or accessing a hobby, interest group, or identity based on fake rules. For example, 'If you don't know who this musician is, then you're not a real jazz fan.' Or you might be familiar with the popular meme that aptly mocks the gatekeeper: 'Oh, you like movies? Name all of them.' Recently, self-proclaimed King of Anime @BlackDGamer1 tweeted the ultimate pro-gatekeeping hot take that caused some discourse that was exemplary of what Twitter is like now. 'If all your common knowledge of anime, is Demon Slayer, Naruto, Inuyasha, Bleach, One Piece, Fate, Dragon Ball Z, Sailor Moon, Gundam, My Hero Academia, Yu-Gi-Oh & Ghost in The Shell, then you're NOT an anime fan! Normies stay the f*ck out of Anime!' That's a whole lot of anime one could watch and still not qualify for the official 'Anime Fan' club card. Though some attempted to make a case for gatekeeping nerdom from the normies, most people argued that letting others enjoy things is fine and good. We've collected some tweets from the gatekeeping anime discourse to paint a picture of the toxicity of Twitter for you. Maybe some day we can return to tweeting about the simple mundanities of life. Or perhaps some kind of weekly Twitter holiday can be instated that prohibits negative vibes. 

When I want memes in my arms
When I want memes and all their charms
Whenever I want memes
All I have to do is meme
meme, meme, meme

When I feel blue in the night
And I need memes to hold me tight
Whenever I want memes
All I have to do is meme

Picture this. You've moved on from your crappy ex. Maybe they lied and cheated. Maybe they were emotionally unavailable. Maybe they were a lazy mooch. Whatever the case, you're not friends. Now imagine that you receive a text from this reviled former lover. The text reads "I'm dating someone better than you." Personally, a message like that would probably result in an instant block. But Twitter user @EvaRebeca5 asked her followers to come up with their best 3 word comebacks to the unnecessary (and somewhat hurtful) hypothetical text messages. The responses are both hilarious and spicy, a primo exercise for anyone who has pretend arguments with their shampoo bottles in the shower. Though might not have the guts to put our ex in their place, we have nothing but respect for these people who brought the heat. We've put some of our favorite responses into this gallery, but there's loads more where these came from. 

Everyone's favorite sinister fashionista is back in the live-action form of Emma Stone as Cruella De Vil. This isn't the first time Disney has turned one of its classic evil villains into a feature-length origin story. In 2014, Disney portrayed Maleficent's wicked fairy queen of the moors as a tragic figure rather than the 'Mistress of All Evil' we remember her as in Sleeping Beauty (1959). For many, the humanizing depiction of Maleficent was refreshing—especially after decades of tired character tropes from Disney giving us the same old formula: the evil witch, the meek young princess, and her dashing man-savior. But in light of the new Cruella trailer, it seems like the same enthusiasm isn't being extended to this particular villain. I mean, the character literally kills puppies—do we even want to know that origin story?

One common pre-emptive criticism of Cruella is that the trailer hints at a 'jokerfied' character arc. It's hard to imagine young Cruella as an Arthur Fleck—a distinctly anti-social man who grew up in poverty—but hey! Anything can happen in fiction, baby. Others have compared Emma Stone's Cruella to Harley Quinn, which makes some sense when weighing their basic aesthetic similarities, but otherwise they don't have a whole lot in common as characters. Harley Quinn broke into Gotham Zoo to free the hyenas, whereas Cruella De Vil probably wouldn't set foot in a zoo unless it was to shop for a new coat. Does Cruella fit the Joker archetype of outcast scorned by 'society,' or is she just a dog-hating psycho? I guess we'll find out when the movie is released this May. For now, we've collected some pretty amusing reactions to the new trailer. 

There are few things in this life that are better than the novelty Instagram account Middle Class Fancy - it's full of anything a middle-class, middle-aged, suburban person could ever dream of. Don't believe us? Then just scroll down to see for yourself. And of course, check out MCF's official Instagram page, duh.