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'Horrible for me to watch, but necessary for him to grow up': Dad notices his son forgot his school project at home, intentionally doesn't remind him

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'What did I do to deserve a fat kid?': Former children share insults their parents said that still stick with them

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'STEM majors when people don't immediately consider them superior': Math student gets 'ew'ed on dating app for mentioning math, gets roasted for being upset

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'Think about poor robot!': Self checkout kiosk asks customers to tip, sparks confusion and outrage

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'Do you wear the same clothes several days in a row?': Man proudly does laundry twice a month, gets roasted by parents doing 7 loads a week and clean freaks

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'Only an insecure person would do this their infant': Mom glues tiny bows to her bald baby daughter's heads, gets dragged through the mud

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Lovers argue whether experiencing your first heartbreak at 17 or 30 is more destabilizing: 'Imagine going through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting'

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'I would simply command the child to be quiet': Childless woman claims kids shouldn't be in public if they can't be quiet, gets roasted by parents

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'You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me' Tweets For Non-Swifties Who Can't Understand What She Meant By That

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'This is basically selling your soul, it's so pointless': Middle class man's daily routine gets roasted for being boring, fellow 9-5ers rush to his defense

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'Most people I've known peaked somewhere between 25 and 30': Youngsters debate whether your 20s or 30s are your true prime

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Dad bags 44 pounds of parmesan cheese worth $650 for $10, dudes of the internet rejoice: 'This man won'

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5-year-old tells mom he got his friend's address, presents adorable drawing of a house: 'Cannot believe you're doxxing a child'

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'As adults, we don't share our personal items': Controversial mom rejects the idea that 'sharing is caring'

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Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: 'Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills'

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'The time of jacked nerd is here': Fitness bros clown Mark Zuckerberg for video doing leg presses

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