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'Only an insecure person would do this their infant': Mom glues tiny bows to her bald baby daughter's heads, gets dragged through the mud

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Lovers argue whether experiencing your first heartbreak at 17 or 30 is more destabilizing: 'Imagine going through your first breakup and you have to join a Teams meeting'

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'I would simply command the child to be quiet': Childless woman claims kids shouldn't be in public if they can't be quiet, gets roasted by parents

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'You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me' Tweets For Non-Swifties Who Can't Understand What She Meant By That

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'This is basically selling your soul, it's so pointless': Middle class man's daily routine gets roasted for being boring, fellow 9-5ers rush to his defense

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'Most people I've known peaked somewhere between 25 and 30': Youngsters debate whether your 20s or 30s are your true prime

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Dad bags 44 pounds of parmesan cheese worth $650 for $10, dudes of the internet rejoice: 'This man won'

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5-year-old tells mom he got his friend's address, presents adorable drawing of a house: 'Cannot believe you're doxxing a child'

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'As adults, we don't share our personal items': Controversial mom rejects the idea that 'sharing is caring'

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Job posting demands 10 years experience using Generative AI, despite ChatGPT coming out less than 2 years ago: 'Ideal candidate will have good time-travelling skills'

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'The time of jacked nerd is here': Fitness bros clown Mark Zuckerberg for video doing leg presses

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'If people did this population would be 73': Life coach claims people need to have their life together before dating, gets roasted for her high standards

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Male Karen criticizes eclipse-heads for flying to Little Rock to watch the eclipse, gets schooled on the natural beauty of the earth: 'Experiencing a rare cosmic phenomenon is important'

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'In 20 years that I own the property, have not seen such mess inside!!': High-strung landlord scolds tenant for having a mildly messy apartment

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Hater claims SNL has never cast a hot woman, gets dragged in the comments: 'Cecily Strong was on that show way too long for you to be spouting nonsense'

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Good budgeter recommends frozen meals over constantly ordering delivery, gets criticized for being insensitive: 'Umm, people have depression and anxiety?'

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