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Cat owner solicits a 90s My Little Pony doll for her kitty whose old pony was destroyed, finds the perfect new friend on Facebook Marketplace: 'He will groom them and carry them around with absolute pride'

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Doctor calls 14-month-old 72nd percentile weight baby 'obese' based on appearance on his medical forms, stuns his mother: 'He is 23lbs'

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Expecting mom wants to name her baby girl 'Blessica,' husband refuses because his last name is 'Blimpson': 'The name is too close to the celebrity Jessica Simpson'

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Husband asks wife what happened to the household supply chain when he noticed they needed 3 items from the grocery store: 'You're aggressively useless'

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17-year-old Taylor Swift stan claims they are terrified of Sabrina Carpenter's dancing: 'You guys are disgusting and weird for defending a literal weirdo'

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Gluttonous husband eats all the special food his wife meal-prepped for herself for after her stomach surgery, blames it on their son: 'I'm seriously considering divorce. My son and I are already doing everything on our own'

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Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: 'WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE'

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Dad of 5 kids in 6 years gets angry when doctor suggests his wife should space out her pregnancies, has another kid while being squatters getting evicted: 'We got our eviction notice a month before the due date'

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Woman finds a lost cat with a collar, owner says they moved away 5 years ago and to do with the cat as they please: 'I'm pretty sure we used to have a cat named Ginger back when I lived with my parents'

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Social butterfly claims lonely people shouldn't complain about loneliness if all they do is watch Netflix, scroll TikTok, and stay at home all day, enrages agoraphobic introverts: 'This is a very privileged take'

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Math teacher only allows students 1 bathroom pass per week, gives them extra credit if they don't use the restroom at all: 'Both the rule and the reward are problematic'

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Gen Zers make fun of millennials for never making big purchases on their phones and reserving them for computers: 'I ain't about to mess up a $500+ purchase just cuz it's convenient'

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Millennial parents bemoan the decline in McDonald's Happy Meal Toys for their Gen Alpha kids: 'My kid just got a "toy" that was a collection of interlocking cardboard strips and a QR code'

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55-year-old father of a baby refuses to take care of his son for more than 15 minutes, says changing diapers and putting on clothes is too hard: 'I hate that thing and wish it were never here'

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'It was warmer the sun now is more of a cool tone': Millennials claim the sun was different in the 90s, others argue that these memories are skewed by ads and being 8-years-old in 1995

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'She was good in court but communication with her is nearly impossible': Divorce lawyer responds to 86 emails from client and wins her custody and alimony, gets less than stellar review

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