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Doctor calls 14-month-old 72nd percentile weight baby 'obese' based on appearance on his medical forms, stuns his mother: 'He is 23lbs'

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Expecting mom wants to name her baby girl 'Blessica,' husband refuses because his last name is 'Blimpson': 'The name is too close to the celebrity Jessica Simpson'

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Husband asks wife what happened to the household supply chain when he noticed they needed 3 items from the grocery store: 'You're aggressively useless'

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17-year-old Taylor Swift stan claims they are terrified of Sabrina Carpenter's dancing: 'You guys are disgusting and weird for defending a literal weirdo'

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Gluttonous husband eats all the special food his wife meal-prepped for herself for after her stomach surgery, blames it on their son: 'I'm seriously considering divorce. My son and I are already doing everything on our own'

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Couple hosts Sunday night wedding from 5-11 PM without serving any dinner, most guests leave early: 'WE ONLY HAD LIGHT CHARCUTERIE AND CAKE'

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Dad of 5 kids in 6 years gets angry when doctor suggests his wife should space out her pregnancies, has another kid while being squatters getting evicted: 'We got our eviction notice a month before the due date'

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Woman finds a lost cat with a collar, owner says they moved away 5 years ago and to do with the cat as they please: 'I'm pretty sure we used to have a cat named Ginger back when I lived with my parents'

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Social butterfly claims lonely people shouldn't complain about loneliness if all they do is watch Netflix, scroll TikTok, and stay at home all day, enrages agoraphobic introverts: 'This is a very privileged take'

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Math teacher only allows students 1 bathroom pass per week, gives them extra credit if they don't use the restroom at all: 'Both the rule and the reward are problematic'

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Gen Zers make fun of millennials for never making big purchases on their phones and reserving them for computers: 'I ain't about to mess up a $500+ purchase just cuz it's convenient'

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Millennial parents bemoan the decline in McDonald's Happy Meal Toys for their Gen Alpha kids: 'My kid just got a "toy" that was a collection of interlocking cardboard strips and a QR code'

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55-year-old father of a baby refuses to take care of his son for more than 15 minutes, says changing diapers and putting on clothes is too hard: 'I hate that thing and wish it were never here'

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'It was warmer the sun now is more of a cool tone': Millennials claim the sun was different in the 90s, others argue that these memories are skewed by ads and being 8-years-old in 1995

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'She was good in court but communication with her is nearly impossible': Divorce lawyer responds to 86 emails from client and wins her custody and alimony, gets less than stellar review

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Vegan party host orders 4 vegan pizzas, forces his friends to pay for it because he apparently wasn't hungry: 'We aren't going to pay because we didn't order, didn't enjoy it'

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29-year-old squanders $75K inheritance from her grandma, asks her sister who invested her inheritance to pay $8K to fix her broken-down car: 'She said I am selfish because I clearly have the money.'

29-year-old squanders $75K inheritance from her grandma, asks her sister who invested her inheritance to pay $8K to fix her broken-down car: 'She said I am selfish because I clearly have the money.'

20-year-old cancels trip to LA after finding out friend expected her to pay for everything, can't afford $150 plane ticket: 'She shouldn't have asked me to go if she was expecting me to pay'

20-year-old cancels trip to LA after finding out friend expected her to pay for everything, can't afford $150 plane ticket: 'She shouldn't have asked me to go if she was expecting me to pay'

21-year-old living in dad's house refuses to adhere to stepmom's demand not to eat food in their room after discovering no one else follows the rule: ‘She is picking favorites’

21-year-old living in dad's house refuses to adhere to stepmom's demand not to eat food in their room after discovering no one else follows the rule: ‘She is picking favorites’

20 Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week for Funny Witty Moms and Dads Doing the Best They Can (May 31, 2025)

20 Funniest Parenting Memes of the Week for Funny Witty Moms and Dads Doing the Best They Can (May 31, 2025)

Hardware store employee refuses to cash his paychecks for 'religious reasons,' company threatens to take legal action: 'I'm wondering how he pays his bills'

Hardware store employee refuses to cash his paychecks for 'religious reasons,' company threatens to take legal action: 'I'm wondering how he pays his bills'

18-year-old inheritor resists her in-hiding cousin who tries to rent out her late mother’s house for profit, defying old-school favoritism just to keep her 16 and 6-year-old siblings financially secure: ‘He started sending people to fix up the house’

18-year-old inheritor resists her in-hiding cousin who tries to rent out her late mother’s house for profit, defying old-school favoritism just to keep her 16 and 6-year-old siblings financially secure: ‘He started sending people to fix up the house’

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