It's bad out here, y'all

He's lazy

Whatever you say!

Look mom, a funny tweet!

Don't worry

This would happen to Miranda Hobbes

Back to school isn't all that it's cracked up to be

Some of our world's greatest minds are trapped on Twitter

Never thought I'd have to clean permanent marker off of a dog

@ Me next time

We're not so different after all

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content

Never calling it the other thing

She's gotta be kidding

That's just private school

Kids say the darndest things