There are a lot of things you have to gauge about a person on a date when you're meeting them for the first time. First of all, are they a murderer? This is a surprisingly difficult question from vibes alone, so in the meantime, you can move on to other important questions. “Am I attracted to them?” “Do we have anything in common?” “Does speaking to them make me want to gauge my eyes out with a metal spoon?” These are classic first-date reflection questions we all have asked ourselves at some p…

It's pretty common knowledge that English is far from the most logical of languages. I can't imagine how difficult it is to make sense of words like “their”, “there,” and “they're." Spelling may not be quite as difficult as Gaelic or Welsh, but making sense of silent letters must be frustrating.

Wasting time is something of an art. If you've managed to master it, you're probably skilled at finding ways to pass the time with very little exertion of the mind or body. And hopefully, you're happy while doing it. Some people enjoy playin sudoku when they want to busy themselves. Others prefer to read a book dive down another weird YouTube hole of horror. Our preference? Well, obviously, it involves a whole lot of memes . And tweets. Really anything that is remotely funny. And we've got stuf…

We were all undeniably stupid at one point or another, so who are we to judge?

Aww, yeah, it's Monday (again)! Our favorite day of the week, baby. As we've intimated a million times before, as arbitrary as time is, and as predictable as Monday is, it simply doesn't get any easier. The prospect of five days of drudgery can be pretty demoralizing, especially when you hate your job, are underpaid, and feel disrespected on the regular. But we digress. As terrible as Mondays are, and as much as we may dislike obeying the old five-day workweek, there are plenty of tools at our/…

It's true: Not everyone can be a brain genius. But despite what Rick and Morty fans might tell you, IQs don't mean much if you don't do anything with them. Take me, for example. My mother made the mistake of telling me my IQ when I was younger (it's the same as Snoop Dogg's, do with that what you will). She had high hopes for me and placed me in gifted programs. Unfortunately, due to my rebellious nature, I ended up dashing her dreams and getting straight Bs throughout my education. Fast forwar…

Not all memes are created equal. Some thrive for a short period just to get beaten to the ground like the dead horses they are. Others can sail on forever, generally accepted by the meme-consuming population as “good." The following memes are none of those things. These memes were rotten from the first time they were posted on the world wide web.

Corporate greed never changes.

These are not the owns they think they are.

Gamers aren't inherently bad. It's not a crime to want to spend hours on the internet, honing skills, streaming on Twitch, and/or indulging in fantasy. In fact, when playing with friends, video games can give you pretty much all the benefits (and maybe more) of a night out with the buds. But when some gamers, perhaps after being holed up for long nights of gaming with like-minded douchebags, are the epitome of misogynistic bros. Twitter account @GamerTakes , while largely inactive, is a goldmin…

Shamone!

At least we can laugh at them.

True crime has been among the most popular podcast genres over the past decade. Unlike shows like ‘Law & Order SUV,' which depicts police attempting to solve fictional crimes, true crime media is focused on crimes that actually happened. While true crime documentaries and books have been popular for decades, true crime podcasts are a more recent phenomenon that has blown up in popularity over the past five years. However, true crime has not been without criticism, with detractors calling it cav…

If you've got a taste for schadenfreude and a little bit of contempt (or confusion) towards the crypto/NFT sector, we've got a treat for you. As the internet buzzes about the potential of non-fungible tokens and crypto bull runs, many coin proselytizers manage to make fools of themselves on Twitter and Reddit. Sometimes they're sharing a massive loss that occurred due to overconfidence or sheer stupidity . Other times these “bros” just say shit that makes them sound incredibly dumb. We can't sa…

A real head scratcher

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