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The process of scattering a loved ones ashes is generally pretty sacred and emotional. Today, we've learned that's not always the case. A desperate (and desperately amused) individual took to Facebook to beg for advice on how to dispose of her father's ashes after her mother informed her that his remains had completely solidified into a brick of human ash. After OP's mother had to take a CHISEL to said brick, they decided to avoid their unusual plight by asking the internet for advice. The commenters delivered something, but a whole lot more comedy than wisdom. And we're honestly more than okay with that. 

For more hilarious ash-scattering situations, check out this piece.

It seems like some people really have no sense of empathy as was certainly the case for this dude, who tried to demand that his contractor use waaay more expensive materials on his bathroom renovation than was previously agreed upon. For no extra charge, of course. He seriously needs to cool it in the entitled department!

Breakups are tough on all of us, and everyone deals with them in their own unique way. Some people, like this guy's ex-girlfriend, go on the rebound and immediately get into a relationship with the first person that comes their way. This girl was clearly NOT over her last relationship!

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Some people loathe hearing about other people's dreams, but we think they're hysterical. A dream is basically just a ridiculous story that your brain comes up with for you - some are hilarious, some are terrifying, and some are so good that you feel sad when you wake up and realize that it wasn't real all along. 

Tumblr user One Time I Dreamt has built up their blog around posting about their weird dreams in trolling fashion. Some Tumblr users catch on, and for some it goes right over their heads!

Literally every woman out there knows all about the creepy, thirsty dudes of the world. Also known as the f*ckboy, these horny dudes think they're slick as hell, but we always know what they're up to when they slide into our DMs. Let's re-emphasize that: we ALWAYS know what you're up to.

It's always unfortunate when someone passes away, especially when they were well-known in the community. This guy named Tim clearly had an, um...unique life and we're pretty jealous of whoever was gifted the honor of writing his obituary. Tim, we didn't even know ya but we still got a laugh out of your life story, so thanks for that. RIP.

Some people are just completely socially inept when it comes to treating others with a minimal amount of decency. This woman, appropriately named "Karen," tried to demand an absurdly cheap housecleaning rate for her huge house from the parent of a cancer patient. And they say that Millennials are the entitled generation...

Sit back and enjoy this rage-inducing text story. 

It's hard out there for a single person looking to jump back into the dating pool! Dating can be fun, but it can also be a total sh*tshow at times. There are many things to consider - for example, will your date be a total creep? Will they have disgusting table manners that make you want to throw up? You don't know, and that's an unfortunate risk you have to take in the quest to find love. 

These Twitter users definitely got the short end of the stick and lived to tell the tale. At least they can laugh about it now? We hope, anyway...

Any Harry Potter fan will get emotional over this alternate ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!

Whether it's Lularoe, Doterra, Younique or Rodan + Fields, these companies all have one thing in common: persistent salespeople who don't seem to understand how scams work.

When it comes to cool older siblings, this girl definitely takes the cake.

If you're lookin' for a date, a random help chat is probably NOT the place to go.

Don't you just love when that sweet schadenfreude gets rightfully handed to the entitled? We certainly do.

This dude had some major guts to text all of his exes at once - and on Christmas of all days. Revel in this ridiculous text story that turns into some juicy-ass drama!

Just in time for Halloween, we're bringing you some Reddit stories about freaky things kids have said. We can't guarantee that these stories are all true, but they're creepy as hell either way!