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20 Weird-Ass Dreams From Troll-y Tumblr User 'One Time I Dreamt'

Some people loathe hearing about other people's dreams, but we think they're hysterical. A dream is basically just a ridiculous story that your brain comes up with for you - some are hilarious, some are terrifying, and some are so good that you feel sad when you wake up and realize that it wasn't real all along. 

Tumblr user One Time I Dreamt has built up their blog around posting about their weird dreams in trolling fashion. Some Tumblr users catch on, and for some it goes right over their heads!

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Girl Masterfully Trolls Horny Dude With A Multitude Of Towels

Literally every woman out there knows all about the creepy, thirsty dudes of the world. Also known as the f*ckboy, these horny dudes think they're slick as hell, but we always know what they're up to when they slide into our DMs. Let's re-emphasize that: we ALWAYS know what you're up to.

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Guy's Totally Nutso Obituary Will Take You For A Wild Ride

It's always unfortunate when someone passes away, especially when they were well-known in the community. This guy named Tim clearly had an, um...unique life and we're pretty jealous of whoever was gifted the honor of writing his obituary. Tim, we didn't even know ya but we still got a laugh out of your life story, so thanks for that. RIP.

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Entitled 'Karen' Demands Dirt-Cheap Housecleaning From Woman With Dying Child

Some people are just completely socially inept when it comes to treating others with a minimal amount of decency. This woman, appropriately named "Karen," tried to demand an absurdly cheap housecleaning rate for her huge house from the parent of a cancer patient. And they say that Millennials are the entitled generation...

Sit back and enjoy this rage-inducing text story


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20 God-Awful First Date Stories That'll Tempt You To Kiss Dating Goodbye

It's hard out there for a single person looking to jump back into the dating pool! Dating can be fun, but it can also be a total sh*tshow at times. There are many things to consider - for example, will your date be a total creep? Will they have disgusting table manners that make you want to throw up? You don't know, and that's an unfortunate risk you have to take in the quest to find love. 

These Twitter users definitely got the short end of the stick and lived to tell the tale. At least they can laugh about it now? We hope, anyway...

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MLM Saleswoman Gets Schooled With Logic On The Dangers Of Pyramid Schemes

Whether it's Lularoe, Doterra, Younique or Rodan + Fields, these companies all have one thing in common: persistent salespeople who don't seem to understand how scams work.

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Drunk Dude Group-Texts His Exes On Christmas, Sparking Hilariously Mad Drama

This dude had some major guts to text all of his exes at once - and on Christmas of all days. Revel in this ridiculous text story that turns into some juicy-ass drama!

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16 Scared Redditors Reveal The Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said Them

Just in time for Halloween, we're bringing you some Reddit stories about freaky things kids have said. We can't guarantee that these stories are all true, but they're creepy as hell either way!

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Unfortunate Soul Tells the Hilarious Story About the Time He Doubted a Taser

This poor guy doubted a taser he bought for his wife, we don't think he'll ever doubt a taser again.

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