Humans Never Change

Tumblr post that reads, "Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, by wily coaxing, for she is after your granary;" someone comments below, "Some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (700BC);" someone else comments below, "Which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)"
Via KingRememberedInTime1

That's Just Impressive

Caption that reads, "Thanks to whoever put a tree on our baseball field" above a pic of a single tree planted on a baseball field, next to caption that reads, "Someone stole our freaking a full-grown 15-foot tree" above a pic of a plot where a tree had clearly been stolen
Via parrotlover2001

My Precious

Funny meme using bilbo baggins, lord of the rings, about stealing lighters.
Via @memebase

No, They Don't

Caption that reads, "I'm not sure Disney fully understands what a pirate is" above a pic of Disney pirate cartoon characters holding up a sign that reads, "A good pirate never takes another person's property!"
Via ChaosSymphony

It's Genius

Text conversation where someone tells their friend that they went to a sales job interview where the interviewer asked them to sell a laptop; person takes the laptop and interviewer asks if they can have it back; person 1 asks if they want to buy it back
Via millamayne

Is That Mr. Fantastic?

Funny meme of picture that looks like extra long arm, pickpocket.
Via ty4freedoge

Can't Be Too Sure About That

Headline that reads, "NC man arrested for stealing five pounds of baby powder from CVS" above a mugshot of a guy covered in baby powder
Via theblondedevil

Hot Tip

Funny meme and roasting of someone who shoplifted.
Via god


Funny meme about guy who stole 1500 spoons from his high school cafeteria, he is sitting in the bathtub with the spoons while wearing sunglasses.
Via Eric's Creamy Memes

Stuffs For Sale

stealing failbook facebook theft - 8818860544

And They Have Taste

web comics artist stealing And They Have Taste
Via piecomic

Oh God, Why Are My Hands In My Pockets?

poker face Rage Comics raisin face stealing - 4975252480
Created by Unknown


college epic hilarious stealing taco bell thief - 4083111424
See all captions Created by dolch8


babes bud light photobomb rage stealing - 4241510656
Created by Unknown

I Think I Can Retire Now

monday thru friday tips stealing waiter restaurant - 8307624960
Created by gravedigga63

Those Primitive Bastards

lighter stealing fire funny - 8186529792
Created by Unknown