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Plus, the politics of online snitching.

Clock app absurdity

I'm sooo scared

Halcyon days

Plus, the rundown on the Tinder date Tabi thief.

Gen Z are wild

I guess

One day, you too will be cringe

X marks the funny

Tuck in

Plus, Cheems says goodbye.

Have you ever had one of those weeks where things just continually got worse? I'm in the midst of one of those periods and I have to admit the sense of self-pity has shifted entirely to one of hilarity. How is it even possible for so much to go cosmically wrong in such a serialized, increasingly unfortunate spree? I'm not sure, but at this point the only option I have is laughter. Sometimes that's all you need to put things into perspective. Sure, I twisted my ankle, came down with a cold, and…

Can't stop, won't stop

The horrors persist

The grind never stops