It's important for people to strive for creativity in their professional lives and their outside interests. We also firmly believe that it's important to strive for creativity when putting people in their damn place. If you're trying to really get someone good, profanity ain't gonna cut it. You really gotta reach into your vocabulary, get colorful, and use some serious f*cked up imagery. If you're not sure what we mean, just take a gander at these hilarious and savage pics of masters in action.
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Social media can be a powerful tool when it comes to getting your comedic fix. We love Tumblr in particular for its cleverness, its cringe, and its straight fire comedy. Even if you yourself don't have a Tumblr account, you can still appreciate the users on the site who really uphold the highest standards of wit!
Jesus was probably down with marriage equality.
When life gets you down, sometimes you just need some aww-inducing content to warm your cold heart. Because at the end of the day, life is all about seeking happiness and living to your fullest potential. It might seem bleak and hopeless at times, but we promise, it gets better!
We all had a reasonable amount of fun with the "bone apple tea" meme that started popping up back in 2016, but these fails are truly next level. We're seriously praying that these poor souls are feigning ignorance!
Have you ever wondered who the heck is behind Wendy's fire Twitter account famous for its savage roasts and toasts? We were curious about it too...her name is Amy Brown and she's been with the company since 2012. She's even remarked that her own social media skills are terrible, but we think that's probably BS. We can only hope that Brown is being compensated handsomely for her outstanding work in the roasting game!
Y'all remember the day the internet died? We do. Because it's still dead. It's been a rough day for social media freaks and social media dependent businesses alike. As of 6:30pm EST, Instagram, Facebook, and WhatsApp were all still dead. And the internet was absolutely freaking out. Privacy-concerned citizens can rest easy: Zuckerbery & Co. say that this outage is not due to DDoS attack. Seems like all we can do now is sit back, wait, and enjoy the memes.
We all have those family members or older acquaintances on Facebook who discovered memes a little later in life and just don't quite...get them. You know, the ones who love minions and the second-amendment? We can't be too mad at them for it though because meme-ing really is an art form that took most of us a bit of time to master. Regardless, here are 15 memes hilarious for their gargantuan amounts of cringe!
Holy mother of cringe stories, Batman.
"Alternative parenting" can be a good thing to an extent; the child can get a sense of freedom while building up trust between them and the parents. But sometimes that tactic goes waaaay overboard, as is exemplified by this lady, who wanted an outdoor bedroom for her unvaccinated two-year-old. Sometimes kids just need to be parented, dammit!
Anyone with a Facebook account knows that there are a few very specific types of annoying of people in any feed:
1.) parents who can't seem to post about anything other than their kids doing entirely mundane things;
2.) people who constantly post about their healthy lifestyles and gym check-ins; and
3.) the MLM salesperson, also known as the Hun, the #BossBabe or the "entrepreneur." They'll sneakily slide into your DMs under the facade of "friendship" or "just saying hi." Don't be fooled. They're trying to rope you into the endless scam that is the pyramid scheme where literally no one wins expect the higher-ups.
The following posts are some of our favorite cringe moments from the dreaded Boss Babes.
When life gets you down, you need a little pick-me-up, and we have just the thing - a roundup of wholesome memes to remind you that there is good in the world all around us. All you have to do is open your eyes and smell the flowers. We promise, you won't regret it.
We sincerely hoped that we'd never have to remind you the importance of getting vaccinated, but here we are. Washington state declared a state of emergency yesterday in light of 35 recently confirmed cases of measles, a highly infectious disease that can be fatal in young children - and easily prevented with the measles-mumps-rubella vaccine. News reports cite anti-vaxx communities as a major catalyst in the spread of the disease.
While most of us are high-key freaking out about the epidemic, many anti-vaxxers are remaining calm about the ordeal, claiming that refusal to get the vaccine can improve their child's immune system. We hope we don't need to explain why this logic is completely insane, but for anyone in your life who does in fact need a little refresher on the importance of vaccines, be sure to direct them toward this educational comic!
Seriously, there's no one left. Help.
Just face it, life is meaningless. You were made to work to pay for your survival for 50 years, retire and then die. And if you're a Millennial then guess what? You'll never retire because you're way too poor! Anyway, enjoy some very bleak tweets from Nihilist Arby's that perfectly express this depressing sentiment.
