Oh no

2 + 2 = jerk

This is why Photoshop tutorials exist.

It is really amazing how many dumb people think that they are, in fact, superior to the rest of the world. They jump at the chance to tell people how smart they are, how much money they make, how many people think they are physically attractive. When they try to be slick with a humblebrag , it is honestly even worse than blatant bragging. Sadly, the truth is that there are a whole lot of insecure people out there who are just desperate for the validation of random internet users. They look for…

Social media may have its perks (staying in touch with friends, stalking exes ), but it can also be incredibly poisonous. Unfortunately, it's become nearly impossible to live a socials-free life, especially if you work in media or are a public figure, such as a musician or an actor. Agents and managers urge their clients to be “present” on apps like Instagram, TikTok, and (less-so) Twitter. But that just leads to being less present in the real world. If your job involves hours of practice, rehe…

FFS

That's enough now

They're so special.

As a non-parent by choice, I swear that I have absolutely nothing against children. While some childless folk decry the practice of having and raising kids, I believe that we should all just focus on ourselves and do what makes us happy. The only part of child-rearing that offends me is the absolute insanity that some mothers display in their Facebook groups and forums . They are filled to the brim with unhinged anti-vax sentiments, bogus claims about the healing powers of essential oils and br…

We can't tell at this point

The status is the window to the soul.

They're not like the other girls

Kamikaze by words

True zingers

Another memory to bring up in therapy

Ever scroll through Instagram for so long that your soul starts to fill with dread? You're not alone. Facebook's extensive internal research showed that Instagram makes body image issues worse for one in three teenage girls. In September, the Wall Street Journal reported on Facebook's research and the data lays bare what we all knew was true deep down. Still, even those acutely aware that Instagram poisons the mind with FOMO and insecurity continue to use the app. At some point, a precedent was