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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'
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Boss asks employee why she didn't respond to the message he sent at 10 PM on a Tuesday: 'When did we all agree that being available 24/7 was normal?'
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19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'
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Unemployed husband tells his hardworking wife that she's the reason they can't go on vacation: 'Now is not the time.'
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Older sister admits to her brother that their dad missed his college graduation because he chose to go on a trip with his new family instead: ‘There was no emergency’
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