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30 Expert Tinder Bios From Amateur Comedians

Swiping through Tinder can often be a supremely thankless and tedious activity. Everyone's looking for their "partner in crime," and everyone likes pizza and craft beer. Every now and then, however, a bio comes along that speaks volumes. A bio that showcases humor and intellect. If you're lucky the photos will be stimulating, too. This is a collection of the bios we like - may we all stumble upon them in our hunt for love.

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Twitter's Takes On Baseball Sex Metaphors Are Self-Deprecating Gold

Remember baseball sex metaphors? How in High School Jessica H. was so cool because she went to THIRD base with CHAD? Well, the metaphors are getting a very funny revamp over on Twitter. It would seem people think the current "base system" is antiquated and a poor reflection of our stages of intimacy. It's 2018 and people have been going straight to what we used to say was a "home run." These tweets answer the question of what comes after our new "first base." They're hilariously telling. 

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'Epic Handshake' Memes Are Something Everyone Can Agree On

Remember that epic handshake from the movie Predator? While a beloved, campy moment (the handshake is so over-the-top it's hilarious) since the movie came out, a painting of the scene has recently become a pretty amazing meme. Here are some of our favorites, but if you want some slightly edgier stuff you can see the rest on Know Your Meme.

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'Days Without Sex' Memes Are Going As Strong As Our Celibacy

If you're in the middle of a dry spell, you're also in luck. Twitter's new favorite meme is a self-deprecating look at the rollercoasters we experience when we're not getting any action. The tweets are witty, sad, and downright embarrassing all at once. So obviously, we're obsessed.

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27 Clever Moments Of Pure Tinder Gold

The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?

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12 Tragic Times Dudes Missed Ladies Obvious Hints

Yeah, yeah. Not to make gender-related generalizations, but dudes aren't really known for being able to take a hint. You'd think that at least in the matters of sex and love their brains might clear up a bit, but these stories from AskReddit tell a very different story. 

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16 Dudes Share The Hilarious And Brutal Struggles Of Having A Penis

Ah, to be blessed with a penis. While male privilege is definitely a thing, being a man (physically) does have its downsides. One curious Reddit user decided to ask men to share the worst part of wielding a phallus - and the results are full of laughs, cringes, and even some seriously wholesome content.  

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