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Ever heard that men think about every 7 seconds, or 8,000 times a day! Well that's false. Men actually think about sex 19 times a day and women 10 according to current research/ Sex is something that binds us, penetrates us.... wait what? Anyways, Sex and sex memes, gifs, and everything to do with sex is all you'll find here and much more.

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Spicy Memes & Tweets For The Savagery-Deprived

What if memes, but spicy? These tweets, memes, and pics aren't going to get you in any trouble but they're definitely not G-rated. And if they don't satisfy your edgy cravings, there's a whole lot more where these came from in this gallery.

Spicy memes and edgy memes, sex memes.
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Fresh Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are Brief

Want a little short and sweet humor without braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don't blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and suffering are being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That's why we've gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

Short and sweet twitter gems, funny tweets | Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Quarantine can be fun if pretend committed crime and are laying low until heat dies down
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These Candy Heart Comics Are A Depressingly Real Look At Dating & Relationships

Want to feel like absolute shit about love in a digital world? Well, cartoonist Tommy Siegel has some cartoons for you! He's taken Necco's (RIP) classic conversation hearts and put a seriously dark spin on the Valentine's confection. Instead of cutesy messages, he uses the hearts as to convey some seriously depression truths about dating, relationships, and marriage. And somehow, we can't get enough of his dark work. If you like what you see here, give the dude a follow on Instagram. He deserves it. 

Funny web comics featuring candy hearts, dark humor, tommy siegel, relationships, dating, love, marriage. | HALF- LISTENING AND PLANNING WILL SAY ABOUT IS TALK ABOUT MYSELF TIME MYSELF loay | IM DRUNBK BORED
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27 Relationship Memes That Are Overflowing With Sarcasm

Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often fcked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b*ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place. 

Want to know everything and anything their is to know about couples' intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest.

Justgirlythings memes, just girly things, boys, girls, dating, relationships, kissing, love, flirty memes, saw, sarcastic memes | boys do stupid things with thingebaysdowelove 16 and Pregnant | he calls babe. pig movie
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34 Cringey Idiots That Desperately Need Sex Education

We often lament the current state of healthcare in the United States, but judging by these social media posts, we need to take a much harder look at the state of our school systems. These morons either cut all their Sex Ed classes or even worse - didn't have access to a sexual education program at all. 

For more cringey ignorance, check out these abominable posts we shared last year.

cringey social media posts, sex, menstruation, sex education, cringe, cringeworthy | so inspiring Why do girls keep having periods they hate them? Just stop having them, do makes happy | Julia Carpenter @juliaccarpenter This is happens let men write books partiar denture unat ne aiscreetly wrapped Kleenex and micked inpocket his suit coat he thougn ous wasn't watching. But she bathroom door didn't altogether close, due old frame house settling over centuries, and she had sit on toilet some
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20 Relatable Marriage Memes For Anyone With A Ball And Chain

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

Marriage memes, sex, cleaing, husbands, wives | someone grabbing shaggy's shoulder from behind: my husband tries using back rub trick into sex. melissa mccarthy in bridesmaids: husband is unexpectedly home and don't want him see all clothes just bought Look away!
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29 Sad & Spicy Memes For The Dark Souls

Bored of wholesome memes and fluffy tweets? We've got the content you're looking for. These pics will either make you smirk because you know you're going to hell, or make you sad because they're a little too damn relatable. Enjoy!

Funny memes, spicy memes, dark memes, dark humor, sex, love, dating | r/AskReddit 8h u/AssInTheAir incorrect info did Sex Ed teacher tell NSFW 1 5.9k 3.7k Share BEST u/elFacenuke 5h eventually have sex 2.0k Reply u/Lavahoundbesthound 3h fuck. t 263 Reply | pir. About old is r grandfather y ay? O 50 c O 500 pea sorry 22
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30 Expert Tinder Bios From Amateur Comedians

Swiping through Tinder can often be a supremely thankless and tedious activity. Everyone's looking for their "partner in crime," and everyone likes pizza and craft beer. Every now and then, however, a bio comes along that speaks volumes. A bio that showcases humor and intellect. If you're lucky the photos will be stimulating, too. This is a collection of the bios we like - may we all stumble upon them in our hunt for love.

funny tinder bios | Jake 28 less than mile away having trouble picking costume. Want help? Swipe left if are fan ghosting. Swipe right if are fan getting boned | Kethmi 20 if trying figure out say my name think Mike Tyson saying kiss
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Quarantined Twitter Users Are Getting Hot Over Inanimate Objects

Pretty much everyone is struggling with the pandemic, but some seem to be coping worse than others. This definitely goes for horny Twitter users. Quarantined memers have been sharing photos of inanimate objects that resemble naughty body parts and claiming they're about to "risk it all " or "act up." While cabin fever hasn't hit us quite as hard, we definitely appreciate this host of surprisingly sexy everyday objects. We've included our favorite of these saucy tweets, but you can read more about the trend on Know Your Meme. Just don't spend too much time looking at the photos. You might end up as frustrated as the people who tweeted them.

Funny tweets about people in quarantine getting horny over inanimate objects, risk it all, act up, twitter meme | Quarantine Pffft can handle no problem Day 9 sofa that looks like a butt anthony adams rubbing hands | day 8 quarantine ceiling is gonna make act up ceiling lambs cast shadows that look like a pair of breasts
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24 Women Share The Dumbest Sh*t A Man Has Said To Them About Sex And Women's Health

As reproductive rights are being stripped from women in Alabama and Missouri, many women are coming out to discuss their experiences with abortion and reproductive health. After reading this Twitter thread from @brownandbella, we are starting to think that we need to talk not only about the right to choose, but about the state of sexual education in the United States. These astounding shows of ignorance are definitely proof that something needs to change. We might be chuckling at some of these tweets, but reality of it all is pretty frickin' dark.

Twitter thread from @brownandbella baout the dumbest things men have said about sex and reproductive health | tweet by Varah T @VarahTs 7h Replying brownandbella and @ReignOfApril coworker genuinely thought women did all our business, including birth, out 1 hole. He his late 20s went on lunch
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Dude Receives Escort's Old Number & Gets A Lot Of Interesting Texts

When an auto broker named from Scottsdale, Arizona, received a new phone number, he also received some new friends thanks to the number's former owner. Turns out that Kurt's new digits used to belong to an escort, and she seemed to have been in high demand. Customers of working girl Jaz repeatedly tried to get in touch with the sex worker, and Kurt had to let 'em all down via text. Hopefully the calls and messages are starting to die down, or he's going to have an interesting and annoying 2020. 

Funny story about a man named kurt from scottsdale arizona who receives a number that used to belong to an escort | Jaz Alan. Hi Alan! Sorry didn't reply been really busy with my career Hi my friend. Really busy with escort career golfing now so if don't respond immediately 's why know busy but l've been wanting see long time if ever available. Hope doing well! l'd love see again Well, ask and shall receive, Alan! Escort career Eek think there's misunderstanding between us, Al My name is Kurt
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'The Married Kama Sutra' Is A Comedically Unsexy Look At Real Relationships

Sometimes when married couples feel they're lacking spice, they will turn to the Kama Sutra- an ancient Indian erotic and emotional guide to fulfillment in relationships. Most people are familiar with the newer illustrated (or sculptural) versions of the text, featuring graphic and seemingly impossible sexual positions meant to be tried by adventurous couples. But not every marriage is ready for some Sting-style tantric sex. Some married couples are more interested in stuff like "sleep" and "quiet."

That's where Simon Rich & Farley Katz of The New Yorker come in. The creative duo claims to have "unearthed" a sacred Kama Sutra text that's dedicated to married life. And it's both hilariously and sadly accurate. The illustrations, by Katz, transport the classic Kama Sutra illustration style with modern marriage plights and speed bumps. The results will resonate with most of your legally partnered pals. If you want to see more, you can pick up the book on Amazon.

Funny pictures from a book called the married kama sutra, parody of kama sutra that focuses on relatable issues in marriage | mAN And woman are at dinner with another married couple whose problems are even worse than their own, and they squeeze each other's hands under table, and flash each other's grins superiority is called Perverse Lovebirds. toddler is at grandmother's, and man and woman have plans go out, but decide instead drug themselves with Ambien at 7:30 pm because all they truly crave
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Sweet And Saucy Relationship Memes For The Coupled Up

All relationships have their ups and downs. While your partner may provide you with unending emotional support, they may also provide you with constant roasting or eat all your leftovers. That's why it's important to laugh about the idiosyncrasies of being committed. It's not always a walk in the park, but hopefully your relationship isn't ever boring. 

Funny dating memes, sexy dating memes, relationship memes, funny, dank memes, spongebob memes | anthony addams rubbing hands meme drops soap shower My boyfriend behind me. spongebob meme my boyfriend leaves after being with all day IGHT IMMA cry
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