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Ever heard that men think about every 7 seconds, or 8,000 times a day! Well that's false. Men actually think about sex 19 times a day and women 10 according to current research/ Sex is something that binds us, penetrates us.... wait what? Anyways, Sex and sex memes, gifs, and everything to do with sex is all you'll find here and much more.

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Katie Thurston's Bachelorette Premiere: The Best Memes, Tweets & Reactions

Bachelor producers dropped a huge bomb on fans when they announced that not one, but two of the contestants who had vied for Matt James' heart were chosen to be Bachelorette. Bachelor Nation was thrilled that the world would be able to see both Katie Thurston and Michelle Young go through their own public searches for love. Thurston's season premiered last night, and the two hours of insanity definitely lived up to her own wild entrance.

For those of you who may not remember, Katie was the contestant who marched up to Matt James and presented him with her vibrator, saying that she wanted him to take the place of her trusty quarantine companion. While Bachelor has been slowly ramping things up in the sex department (Windmill sex, anyone?) this was probably the most forwardly sexual entrance we've seen yet. That sex positivity has clearly carried over to Katie's season.

During the episode, Katie was very explicit in her desire for a partner who doesn't shy away from sex stuff - even adding that her family would be hard pressed to approve of a suitor who's shy about entering the bedroom. Judging by the episode's introductions, this attitude (and her vibrator stunt) influenced a lot of men to get incredibly dirty with their greetings. One contestant, Cody, even tried to one-up Thurston by presenting her with a blow-up doll, explaining that it was his answer to her vibrator.

For all the sexy talk, many fans on Twitter expressed confusion (and delight) that producers decided to stir the pot by throwing a conservative virgin into the mix. But that wasn't the only aspect of the show that got meme'd. Other goofy contestants got the meme treatment as well. While some were mocked (Connor, the wholesome math teacher who spent the evening in a cat suit), Greg Grippo seems to have stolen the hearts of Bachelor Nation's Twitter contingent. Greg, the youngest of four children, presented Katie with a very special gift - a pasta necklace made by his three-year-old niece. He was rewarded with a very aggressive makeout session. Maybe this is an instance in which the nice guy finishes first? Whatever his fate, all we know is that the craziness got us pretty pumped for next week's episode and the inevitable drama. These memes and reactions might get you pumped, too. 


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Raunchy Leaked 'Powerpuff Girls' Script Is A Goldmine Of Cringe

As an elder millennial, the Powerpuff Girls,  were nearly as popular as the Spice Girls. Just like every group of friends had its own Baby Spice or Scary Spice, every group of girls had its own Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The tough trio's antics and ass-kicking nurtured plenty of lifelong fans who look back fondly on the animated series. But while the nostalgia is pleasant, we can speak for ourselves when we say we never thought a live action version of the show was necessary, or even desired. 

It turns out the CW felt differently. And now, thanks to a leaked script, we can officially say that the internet agrees: we do not need a live action Powerpuff Girls show. And judging by the off-the-chart cringe of the leaks, we definitely don't need one that involves Juno's Diablo Cody.


While we're no prudes, the excerpts above are more than a little over-the-top. Leaked nudes? Buttercup having 6 rounds of sex with a woman she met the night before? The whole thing feels like the fruits of a bot that studied millennial twitter from 10 years ago. Like, who the hell keeps tabs on people using Linkedin?? Twitter users did not take kindly to the cringey attempt at a reboot. Especially after finding out that the script is real. We've put together some of the funniest reactions to the debacle. And we're pleased to say that the pilot was abandoned. While it's comforting to know that we won't be seeing this blasphemy come to fruition, we don't want you to get too excited: the CW has decided to go back to the drawing board. It might be a good time to take bets as to how bad they'll screw up next time. 


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20+ Ignorant People Who Don't Understand Human Anatomy

The ability to detect obvious distinctions between honest ignorance and trolling on the internet is becoming pretty damn challenging. That said, we can't always give genuine dumbasses the benefit of the doubt. Sure, a quick Google search will confirm that pee is not, in fact, stored in the balls. But for every searchable fact, there are 100 egregious lies, and chances are someone out there is willfully falling for them.

We've got a baffling collection of times people betrayed their dumb ideas about human anatomy by asking insane questions or making absurd claims. For the sake of our species, we really hope that some of these lunatics are just trolling. 

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15+ Cringey Pics & Facepalm-Worthy Moments

People always warn against comparing yourself to others, but when you're given the opportunity to pinpoint the vast differences between you and human garbage fires, you'll end up feeling pretty freakin' great. These tidbits from Reddit and facepalm-inspiring social media posts are guaranteed to up your self esteem. If these don't have you feelin' like a snack you can check out these cringey pictures from hell.

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Women Share Disappointing Reactions To Their Nudes

Sending risque photos of yourself is pretty much always nerve-wracking, but it's even worse when the recipient replies in a less-than-enthusiastic manner. Twitter user cal_gif tweeted out her own highly disappointing response from a recipient of her nude photos, and people began replying with their own experiences. 

So with all of that being said, nude photo-recipients, please take note and don't say these things. We repeat, do NOT say these things.

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27 Truths Men Struggle To Explain To Women

Men are often deemed a mystery by women, and even some other men. They get a reputation for being cold or emotionless, quiet or unfeeling. Redditor u/RiceWota has managed to challenge these notions. By asking the men of Reddit to share the most difficult things to express to women, the Reddit user revealed that a) men love doing absolutely nothing and b) they have a shit ton of feelings. The more you know.

AskReddit thread about what men struggle to explain to women | Thirty_Helens_Agree 3h 1 Award If say doing nothing nothing" is not void be filled; nothing is activity and love Reply 2.1k
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Remember that "Dad checking in on you during a depressive episode" starter pack from a couple years ago? We do. And it's exactly what came to mind when we watched this sketch from Doug Schultheis. Only the son in this instance isn't depressed - he's annoyed at his father. And the whole thing gets incredibly awkward (and inappropriate) pretty damn fast.

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The Woes & Quirks Of Tinder Captured In 25 Screenshots

How did people meet before dating apps? It seems like ages ago since singles were courting each other IRL. Of course there have been plenty of people who stuck to their guns and refused to download Tinder, but now with the plague making us all involuntarily anti-social, seems like online dating is our only option for the foreseeable future. 

If you've just downloaded a dating app and are dying a little inside, hopefully these screenshots of entertaining Tinder conversations will cheer you up a bit. Interactions with strangers online can range from cringe, to wholesome, to just plain weird, and we're grateful r/Tinder has given us a glimpse into all the hilarious private Tinder worlds. 

tinder, tinder bios, funny tinder, dating, dating apps, relationships, funny texts, funny, lol, memes, dating memes, sex, online dating | loading up Tinder again find one The Joker applying makeup | Mahra Messages About MATCHED WITH MAHRA ON 12/24/15. Yeah, ive spent wayyyy too long trying come up with pun name 01:49 Thank not saying one actually immediately unmatch anyone says one Merry Christmas. 04:44 Fair enough Now Mahra Christmas Now
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23 Cringey Times People Overshared When No One Asked

The internet is full of overzealous posters who have absolutely no filter when it comes to sharing crude details about their personal lives with the world wide web. And when it comes to sex, many embellish the truth or obviously lie about their sex lives to seem badass to total strangers who couldn't care less. Many examples of these instances of unwarranted oversharing are well documented over at r/ihavesex. We've gathered some prime, wince-worthy screenshots from the subreddit if you're in the mood to cringe.

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Women Share Dumb Things Men Have Said To Them About Sex And Women's Health

As reproductive rights are being stripped from women in Alabama and Missouri, many women are coming out to discuss their experiences with abortion and reproductive health. After reading this Twitter thread from @brownandbella, we are starting to think that we need to talk not only about the right to choose, but about the state of sexual education in the United States. These astounding shows of ignorance are definitely proof that something needs to change. We might be chuckling at some of these tweets, but reality of it all is pretty frickin' dark.

Twitter thread from @brownandbella baout the dumbest things men have said about sex and reproductive health | tweet by Varah T @VarahTs 7h Replying brownandbella and @ReignOfApril coworker genuinely thought women did all our business, including birth, out 1 hole. He his late 20s went on lunch
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Quality Tinder Bios From Amateur Comedians

Swiping through Tinder can often be a supremely thankless and tedious activity. Everyone's looking for their "partner in crime," and everyone likes pizza and craft beer. Every now and then, however, a bio comes along that speaks volumes. A bio that showcases humor and intellect. If you're lucky the photos will be stimulating, too. This is a collection of the bios we like - may we all stumble upon them in our hunt for love.

funny tinder bios | Jake 28 less than mile away having trouble picking costume. Want help? Swipe left if are fan ghosting. Swipe right if are fan getting boned | Kethmi 20 if trying figure out say my name think Mike Tyson saying kiss
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People Discuss Acts That Are Supposedly Sexy But Aren't

Every day we are barraged with images of sex selling us commodities and ideas. Viral images and media tell us what is 'sexy,' but the real life manifestations of these supposed turn-ons are often just weird and awkward. Of course beach sex looks like the perfect fantasy when it's filmed at dusk with a shallow-focus lens on a miraculously empty, windless shore, but in reality, the logistical challenges of such an operation are enough to turn someone off. 

One redditor asked the internet to share examples of things that are supposed to turn us on, but are actually pretty un-sexy in reality, and the resulting thread is hilarious. Whether you find these responses relatable, inaccurate, or revelatory, they're sure to at least be entertaining. 

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Dumb People Who Have Zero Understanding Of Human Anatomy

The idea that 'pee is stored in the balls' is a pretty established internet joke, but imagine if someone actually believed that this was true. Well, there are way too many people online who either ask for advice that betrays their general lack of anatomical knowledge, or worse, they spout obviously wrong information all over the internet. In this gallery, we've got a bunch of prime examples of stupid people who don't know how the body works and the embarrassing dumbassery they post. 

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Straight Men Express How They'd Feel About Their Girl Being Dominant

r/AskReddit can often be an entertaining pandora's box of cringe, wholesomeness, and wild imagination. We're focusing on an active thread started by redditor u/NeuroMajorDepressed when they posted the question: 'How would you feel if your girl grabbed you by the waist, lifted you up, and pushed you against the wall and gave you a kiss.' This thread turned out to be pretty wholesome and positive in general, with lots of straight men agreeing that they desire physical shows of love and affection (with consent, of course), and women admitting that they've tried this before. Take a look at the best tidbits we've collected from the thread

reddit, askreddit, thread, sex, relationships, men and women, funny comments, wholesome | r/AskReddit u/NeuroMajorDepressed Men reddit would feel if girl just grabbed by waist, lifted up, and pushed against wall and gave kiss?
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Armie Hammer's Kinky Cannibalistic DMs Are Freaking Twitter Out

If you noticed Armie Hammer was trending on Twitter yesterday, you probably weren't prepared for the reason why. The alleged leaks of his correspondence with several women are not only NSFW, but are extremely graphic in his apparent lust for blood. The actor, who recently announced his divorce from Elizabeth Chambers, went as far as to proclaim "I am 100% a cannibal." 

The drama started when Instagram user @houseofeffie released a series of dms with the actor. Twitter user @tevinauguste cross-posted the exchanges, along with threads from other victims, in a very long and very damning thread. The series delves into Armie's interest in BDSM, and, of course, more references to blood and cannibalism. 

While @houseofeffie has since claimed the messages were fake, the other victims have not admitted to any such foul play. After that admission, to make things more confusing, writer Jessica Ciencin Henriquez (who has been linked to Hammer in the past) tweeted "If you are still questioning whether or not those Armie Hammer DMs are real (and they are) maybe you should start questioning why we live in a culture willing to give abusers the benefit of the doubt instead of victims. TW// sexual violence." 

For obvious reasons, we're not going to include the grisly DMs in this gallery. But you can easily find them through the links above. Instead, we're going to focus on all the Twitter reactions that cover our feelings on the matter, from disbelief, to stunned humor, all the way to disgust. 

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34 Cringey People Who Need To Take Sex Ed

We often lament the current state of healthcare in the United States, but judging by these social media posts, we need to take a much harder look at the state of our school systems. These morons either cut all their Sex Ed classes or even worse - didn't have access to a sexual education program at all. 

For more cringey ignorance, check out these abominable posts we shared last year.

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