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Dude Receives Escort's Old Number & Gets A Lot Of Interesting Texts

When an auto broker named from Scottsdale, Arizona, received a new phone number, he also received some new friends thanks to the number's former owner. Turns out that Kurt's new digits used to belong to an escort, and she seemed to have been in high demand. Customers of working girl Jaz repeatedly tried to get in touch with the sex worker, and Kurt had to let 'em all down via text. Hopefully the calls and messages are starting to die down, or he's going to have an interesting and annoying 2020. 

Funny story about a man named kurt from scottsdale arizona who receives a number that used to belong to an escort | Jaz Alan. Hi Alan! Sorry didn't reply been really busy with my career Hi my friend. Really busy with escort career golfing now so if don't respond immediately 's why know busy but l've been wanting see long time if ever available. Hope doing well! l'd love see again Well, ask and shall receive, Alan! Escort career Eek think there's misunderstanding between us, Al My name is Kurt
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20 Relatable Marriage Memes For Anyone With A Ball And Chain

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

Marriage memes, sex, cleaing, husbands, wives | someone grabbing shaggy's shoulder from behind: my husband tries using back rub trick into sex. melissa mccarthy in bridesmaids: husband is unexpectedly home and don't want him see all clothes just bought Look away!
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'The Married Kama Sutra' Is A Comedically Unsexy Look At Real Relationships

Sometimes when married couples feel they're lacking spice, they will turn to the Kama Sutra- an ancient Indian erotic and emotional guide to fulfillment in relationships. Most people are familiar with the newer illustrated (or sculptural) versions of the text, featuring graphic and seemingly impossible sexual positions meant to be tried by adventurous couples. But not every marriage is ready for some Sting-style tantric sex. Some married couples are more interested in stuff like "sleep" and "quiet."

That's where Simon Rich & Farley Katz of The New Yorker come in. The creative duo claims to have "unearthed" a sacred Kama Sutra text that's dedicated to married life. And it's both hilariously and sadly accurate. The illustrations, by Katz, transport the classic Kama Sutra illustration style with modern marriage plights and speed bumps. The results will resonate with most of your legally partnered pals. If you want to see more, you can pick up the book on Amazon.

Funny pictures from a book called the married kama sutra, parody of kama sutra that focuses on relatable issues in marriage | mAN And woman are at dinner with another married couple whose problems are even worse than their own, and they squeeze each other's hands under table, and flash each other's grins superiority is called Perverse Lovebirds. toddler is at grandmother's, and man and woman have plans go out, but decide instead drug themselves with Ambien at 7:30 pm because all they truly crave
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Sweet And Saucy Relationship Memes For The Coupled Up

All relationships have their ups and downs. While your partner may provide you with unending emotional support, they may also provide you with constant roasting or eat all your leftovers. That's why it's important to laugh about the idiosyncrasies of being committed. It's not always a walk in the park, but hopefully your relationship isn't ever boring. 

Funny dating memes, sexy dating memes, relationship memes, funny, dank memes, spongebob memes | anthony addams rubbing hands meme drops soap shower My boyfriend behind me. spongebob meme my boyfriend leaves after being with all day IGHT IMMA cry
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Spicy Memes & Tweets For The Savagery-Deprived

What if memes, but spicy? These tweets, memes, and pics aren't going to get you in any trouble but they're definitely not G-rated. And if they don't satisfy your edgy cravings, there's a whole lot more where these came from in this gallery.

Spicy memes and edgy memes, sex memes.
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Women Share Disappointing Reactions After Sending Their Nudes

Sending risque photos of yourself is pretty much always nerve-wracking, but it's even worse when the recipient replies in a less-than-enthusiastic manner. Twitter user cal_gif tweeted out her own highly disappointing response from a recipient of her nude photos, and people began replying with their own experiences. 

So with all of that being said, nude photo-recipients, please take note and don't say these things. We repeat, do NOT say these things.

Funny tweets about disappointing reactions to sending nudes
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Punny Pansexual Memes Are A Dad Joke Dream Come True

We're suckers for punny memes, and the latest and greatest joke to float around Instagram and Reddit brings us a whole lot of dumb joy. And we'd wager your dad would like it, too. The memes take the term "pansexual" very literally, implying that people who are pansexual are, well, super into pots and pans. It's a childish joke to be sure, so we're hoping it's not offensive to any of our pansexual friends. But we're enjoy the stupidity for what it is: supremely dumb humor. Which is coincidentally all our limited brain cells can handle. 

Funny jokes that suggest pansexuals are attracted to pans
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'Disney Plus And Thrust' Is The New And Raunchier 'Netflix And Chill'

Memers are horny AF, apparently. We're moving past Netflix and Chill and onto "Disney+ and Thrust" with the release of Disney's new streaming service. While we find this new meme trend amusing, we have to say that asking someone to come over and "Netflix and chill" is far less awkward than asking them to come over in order to "Disney+ and thrust." But maybe that's just us...

Funny dank memes and tweets about 'Disney Plus and thrust'
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18 Tweets About Skinny Dudes From Lovers And Haters

For some reason it's become incredibly clear that people on Twitter just LOVE to tweet about skinny dudes. We've got the "skinny dudes" Twitter meme that starts out complimentary and then calls them out for  doing stuff like blowing out of the car like plastic bag. Then there are the tweets in absolute praise of skinny dudes. Most of them have to do with being well-endowed. We're not going to speak to that, but the number of people talking about their impressive size is astounding. Whether you love 'em or feel ambivalent about 'em, we're willing to bet that these tweets will entertain.

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Thirty-Three Mildly Amusing & Relatable Tweets

Reading sucks, but it's supposedly good for your brain. Realistically, we cannot be trusted to crack open a book and finish it, ever. Short internet articles are a little more reasonable, as are Instagram captions. And tweets. If you put all of these funny tweets together it's kind of like you read a book. At least that's what we're telling ourselves.

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34 Entertaining Tweets All In One Place

Want to reap the benefits of the entertainment of Twitter, but don't want to log into that absolute hellscape? We've got you covered! These tweetsrange from cute and relatable to absolutely savage, and they're all in one place for your convenient scrolling pleasure. You're welcome. 

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TI Gets Reprimanded For Checking On His Adult Daughter's Virginity

Get ready for probably the grossest news we've heard all year: rapper TI recently stated that he takes his daughter Deyjah to the gynecologist every year to make sure that her hymen is intact, ie that she hasn't lost her virginity. And get this: she's 18 years old and a freshman in college. Aside from the fact that she's legally an adult, that's a pretty huge breach of privacy.

Everyone on Twitter has been outraged over this news as they should be. 

C'mon TI, that's f*cking gross, man.

Twitter reactions about TI taking his 18-year-old daughter to the gynecologist to get her hymen inspected
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17 Porn Memes Just For The Adults

NSFW: While these memes don't technically show anything dirty happening, they definitely utilize stills from some of the internet's favorite pornography. Scrolling through Pornhub or Xvideos may not provide you with intellectually stimulating content, but we're amazed at how these dirty videos are reborn through Recontextualized Porn Memes. Here are some of our favorite naughty memes.

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