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20 Famous Movie Lines That Would Be Terrible to Say Right Before Sex

You know how it goes, you're getting in the mood with your SO preparing to do the horizontal tango and things are starting to heat up. You feel like you should say something to bring the tension to another level but you're not quite sure what to say. Do you resort to a cliche? Do you not say anything at all? Or do you go with your favorite movie quote?

The last option might never be a good move, especially so if you don't know the person all that well. However, if your SO has a great sense of humor these might just work in your favor. 

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This Sex Robot With "Brains" Is Too Much For Twitter To Handle

Back in September, the Daily Mirror reported on a new sex doll with a "brain" that can tell jokes. Apparently, Twitter thinks that science has finally come too far. While horny internet users can appreciate some seriously thicc sex dolls, the expansion into artificial intelligence makes the possibility of relationship conversations a little too real. The jokes that have come of these terrifying technological developments definitely (and hilariously) reflect these fears.

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Gay News Anchor Warned Twitter To Brace For A 'Pounding' And People Are Loving It

Openly gay news anchor Blaine Stewart rocked Twitter with some serious innuendo while covering the impending Northeast winter 'bomb cyclone.' The Norfolk-Virginia Beach reporter wrote 'UPDATE: Get ready for a pounding. Some of us could see 8 inches or more. That's too much — even for me.'

The tweet has since been deleted, but this isn't the first time Stewart has made sexual jokes about the weather. Just over a year ago he made a reference to gay dating site Grindr while covering the threat of an even higher snowfall. "THESE ARE NOT @GRINDR INCHES. THESE ARE ACTUAL INCHES!" 

We're not sure what prompted to Stewart to delete the saucy tweet, but we're still reveling in the humor - and we're not alone. He's being applauded across Twitter and many LGBT websites. 

While we are enjoying the tweet and the responses, we have to remind you that this winter weather is no joke. 11 people have already died from the brutal Northeast cold, so bundle up and stay safe if the storm is headed your way! 

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