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And if your significant other catches you doing it with someone else, then it's also an act that's liable to get you dumped. - Matty Malaprop

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I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop

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A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.

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Which, if you've never had that kind of sex, let me just be the first to tell you it's like WOAH. #morethanyouwantedtoknowaboutyourfriendlyneighborhoodpunmaster'ssexlife #longesthashtagever - Matty Malaprop

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If I can offer my two cents, I'd say she's kind of being a bad (water)sport about the whole ordeal, honestly... - Matty Malaprop