Please fasten your seatbelts

Memes on the rocks

Very Stepford Wives vibes

If you survived working New Year's Eve and then opening New Year's Day brunch... You're stronger than most people.

Corner!

I'd like 46 espresso martinis please

Despite what you might hear, sometimes being a waiter can actually be fun!

Tipping 25% on this meme list

we're asking quite a lot out of cauliflower lately...

Everyone should be required to work a service industry job at least once in their life.

Good thing they got it in writing

If you've ever worked in the food service industry , you certainly know the pain of customers coming in right minutes before closing. While it's still technically appropriate and enforced by management, the last thing you want after an eight-and-a-half-hour shift is to stick around an extra hour for a couple of customers. If you've never worked in hospitality, it's understandable that you might not understand the common decency of the appropriate window of hours of operation. But my personal be…

Spoiler alert: it's most of them

Karens have been around long before we labeled them as Karens. A lot of boomers don't like the Karen label (usually because they display some Karen tendencies themselves), but boomers can't deny that the term Karen serves a specific and useful linguistic function. There didn't use to be a concise word to describe an entitled, impatient, cruel, boomer white woman who drives everyone up the wall. The absolute worst thing about Karens is the self-centeredness they seem to all possess. They perceiv…

It ain't all glitz and glamor

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