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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

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Buttery Delicious Puns

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That Damn Salt

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Guns Don't Kill People. Sodium Does.

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Just Don't Get it In Your Beer

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No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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Pretzels

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I'm Afraid I Can't Do That, Dave

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Thought It Was Pepper

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Too Effing Salty!

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Clam Eating Salt Off a Table

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I Disagree

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Dropping the Science: Mixed With Nocturnal Whale Emissions

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When It Rains, It Gores

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SADIST

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STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY

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Hope You're Not Being Battered...Then Fried