Puns

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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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Created by empireomega
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Created by eak125

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Buttery Delicious Puns

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That Damn Salt

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Guns Don't Kill People. Sodium Does.

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Created by Sofa-Knee ( Via Sofa Knee )
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