Needed to hear that

Tweetpilled

They say that 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again

Banger tweets only

Too relatable

So fresh and so clean

Far too relatable

Keeping you in the loop

Back to school, back to tweets

Look mom, a funny tweet!

Back to school isn't all that it's cracked up to be

Some of our world's greatest minds are trapped on Twitter

Never thought I'd have to clean permanent marker off of a dog

@ Me next time

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content

Never calling it the other thing