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54 Amusing Tweets From The Funny Minds Of Twitter

We're back with another round of fresh and funny tweets from all corners of the bird app. In this collection, you'll find painfully relatable tweets about trying to be productive in the time of Covid, random and absurd tweets about nothing in particular, mildly topical tweets with a tongue-in-cheek edge, and plenty of other amusing Twitter gold. If you're in the mood for even more tweets, we've got lots more here

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Funny Random Thoughts From The Clever Minds Of Twitter

Twitter doesn't always have to be about crafting the next mind-blowing hot take about the latest celebrity gossip or political calamity. In fact, some of the best tweets are those innocuous shower thoughts that make you go 'huh' and simply go about the rest of your day. A number of Twitter-heads out there may expect some earth-shattering discourse whenever they fire up the app, but that's not what we're after today. We're all about the random jokes and funny observations. If you're after the same kind of modest Twitter gems, then this collection is right up your alley.  

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A Bunch of the Best Witty Tweets That Were Recently Twote

Riddle me this: if a clever tweet is twote and no one is around to read it, is it still funny? We think so. But it's a lot better when good tweets don't go to waste. That's why we've gathered all of our favorite recent gems from Twitter to make sure they get the appreciation they deserve. Whether you couldn't care less about what's going on in the bird app universe or you're craving the latest funny tidbits wrapped up in a nice digestible package, we've done a bit of Twitter curation to make your scrolling a bit easier (and more entertaining). 

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40+ Funny Tweets Ranging From Absurd to Laughably Relatable

If you spend way too much of your free time endlessly scrolling through Twitter just to find the funny bits, you're in luck because we've done all the work for you and sifted out the junk to get to the funny Twitter gold. If you've been craving some amusing recent Tweets, keep scrolling for some of our faves conveniently wrapped up in this easily digestible collection. 

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50+ Witty Tweets From the Funny Side of Twitter

Who says Twitter has to be all doom and gloom? We feel very bad for anyone who's only familiar with the toxic side of Twitter. The infamous bird app can be full of the best kind of dumb humor and absurd shower thoughts if you know where to look. For anyone who's triggered by the mere sight of the Twitter logo, not to worry—we've collected some of the wittiest recent tweets for anyone who's anti-Twitter but still loves jokes.

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37 Funny Memes & Tweets Full Of Perfect Randomness

We all have at least two versions of ourselves. The ambitious, idealized version who has dreams and aspirations, and the indulgent, evil self who favors procrastination and takes joy in squashing all your hopes and dreams by watching YouTube until 4am while eating Doritos and forgetting to drink water. There is a such thing as a happy medium—maintaining a healthy level of motivation and accountability without being too hard on yourself when you do indulge in a bit of mindless entertainment. Beating yourself up with self-deprecating thoughts only leads to more failure. That's why we savor and cherish our meme-scrolling sessions as well-deserved breaks, rather than feel guilty about it. Think of these memes as your reward for being a functional human. 

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30+ Funny & Clever Tweets From Talented Twitter

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction

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50 Memes & Tweets To Help You Kick Back And Relax

Things we are "canceling" temporarily today: 

- Boredom

- Bullshit

- Responsibilities

- Depression

- Ennui

- The crushing weight of our existence

How are we canceling this sh*t? By tuning out and tuning into these tasty memes.

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39 Clever Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter can often feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth, but sometimes it's delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare gems. It's hard to do this though, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome. 

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Pointless Memes For Procrasturbatory Purposes

When life's got you down and every day seems like a monotonous chore, it's important to take time to do things that are truly for you. Forget the boss, forget your roommates, forget the kids (for a little while) and just do something that's purely fun. For us, that's looking at super stupid memes. And here's a crapload of 'em.  

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38 Of The Top Tweets Fresh From Twitter

Not everyone uses Twitter, but it's pretty hard to avoid seeing tweets at this point. They're everywhere—reposted as screenshots to other social networks like Instagram, incorporated into memes, included in news articles—even the biggest Twitter hater has got to admit that tweets are becoming nearly inextricable from media as a whole. And because they're so ubiquitous, there's a lot of gold tweets that get lost in the noise. It's too bad, because some of the dumbest, most innocuous tweets are often the best ones. We've collected some of our recent favorites that fit the bill for anyone who would rather not infinitely scroll through the Bird App. 

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52 Funny Fresh Tweets From The Witty Side Of Twitter

Hello, internet friends. We're back with another big batch of the best clever tweets from the past couple weeks. It's hard to keep up with Twitter sometimes, especially when you've got things to do and places to be. Who the hell has time to scroll through Twitter all day to sift through all the BS for the good stuff? Well, we do! Lucky for you, we've collected the funny Twitter gems so that you don't have to waste any time on the dreaded bird app. You're welcome. 

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21 Self-Deprecating Therapy Tweets

It's pretty common knowledge that you can't receive help unless you really, really want it. So paying a ton of money for a therapist CAN be a total waste of money if you're not going into it with a receptive and, uh, productive mindset. These tweets represent everyone who is not quite ready to deal with their demons. Everyone who hides behind netspeak and dumb humor, when maybe, just maybe, they should be actually trying to get help. But damn, this sh*t is funny.

Funny twitter meme "and what do we say when we feel like this" | Jensen Wilkins @jensen_wilkins Therapist And do say feel like this Less depressy, more progressy Therapist think done today."
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Memes & Tweets That Are Funny Enough To Share

The world is full of memes that we've all seen. If we see that meme of the bear being read to with the caption "Read the part again where she burns her wh*** mouth on my porridge" we might lose it. Fortunately, when you're sifting through a meme gallery boasting more than 30 images, you'll probably see at least a handful that are new to you. That's what we're banking on here, at least. 

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39 Funny Tweets Fresh From The Bird App

Many Americans are lamenting the fact that we're barely into 2021 and this year has already proven to be as batshit crazy as 2020, if not more so. There's a silver lining, though—the storming of the Capitol last week produced some top tier, hilarious content. Twitter may have banned the President of the United States, but the rest of us are still tweeting gold content and funny takes about all the chaos. We've collected some killer recent tweets ranging from topical to totally random.

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45 Entertaining Tweets Ranging From Clever To Absurd

We're back with another round of hilarious, relatable, and intriguing tweets from the great minds of Twitter. Some people can't stand endlessly scrolling through that overstimulating bird app for more than a few minutes, and we totally get it. That's why we like to put together a digestible dose of the good stuff. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some tweets

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