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52 Funny Fresh Tweets From The Witty Side Of Twitter

Hello, internet friends. We're back with another big batch of the best clever tweets from the past couple weeks. It's hard to keep up with Twitter sometimes, especially when you've got things to do and places to be. Who the hell has time to scroll through Twitter all day to sift through all the BS for the good stuff? Well, we do! Lucky for you, we've collected the funny Twitter gems so that you don't have to waste any time on the dreaded bird app. You're welcome. 

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21 Self-Deprecating Therapy Tweets

It's pretty common knowledge that you can't receive help unless you really, really want it. So paying a ton of money for a therapist CAN be a total waste of money if you're not going into it with a receptive and, uh, productive mindset. These tweets represent everyone who is not quite ready to deal with their demons. Everyone who hides behind netspeak and dumb humor, when maybe, just maybe, they should be actually trying to get help. But damn, this sh*t is funny.

Funny twitter meme "and what do we say when we feel like this" | Jensen Wilkins @jensen_wilkins Therapist And do say feel like this Less depressy, more progressy Therapist think done today."
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29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

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Memes & Tweets That Are Funny Enough To Share

The world is full of memes that we've all seen. If we see that meme of the bear being read to with the caption "Read the part again where she burns her wh*** mouth on my porridge" we might lose it. Fortunately, when you're sifting through a meme gallery boasting more than 30 images, you'll probably see at least a handful that are new to you. That's what we're banking on here, at least. 

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Funny Random Thoughts From The Clever Minds Of Twitter

Twitter doesn't always have to be about crafting the next mind-blowing hot take about the latest celebrity gossip or political calamity. In fact, some of the best tweets are those innocuous shower thoughts that make you go 'huh' and simply go about the rest of your day. A number of Twitter-heads out there may expect some earth-shattering discourse whenever they fire up the app, but that's not what we're after today. We're all about the random jokes and funny observations. If you're after the same kind of modest Twitter gems, then this collection is right up your alley.  

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36 Funny & Clever Tweets Fresh From Twitter

We're back with another round of amusing shower thoughts, witty takes, and funny jokes we wish we'd thought of first. That's right, we've got a bunch of the best recent tweets from the funny minds of Twitter. So if you love jokes but would rather not open up the bird app, this collection is perfect for those looking for a quick distraction

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37 Funny Memes & Tweets Full Of Perfect Randomness

We all have at least two versions of ourselves. The ambitious, idealized version who has dreams and aspirations, and the indulgent, evil self who favors procrastination and takes joy in squashing all your hopes and dreams by watching YouTube until 4am while eating Doritos and forgetting to drink water. There is a such thing as a happy medium—maintaining a healthy level of motivation and accountability without being too hard on yourself when you do indulge in a bit of mindless entertainment. Beating yourself up with self-deprecating thoughts only leads to more failure. That's why we savor and cherish our meme-scrolling sessions as well-deserved breaks, rather than feel guilty about it. Think of these memes as your reward for being a functional human. 

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39 Clever Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter can often feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth, but sometimes it's delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare gems. It's hard to do this though, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome. 

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54 Amusing Tweets Fresh From The Funny Minds Of Twitter

We're back with another round of fresh and funny tweets from all corners of the bird app. In this collection, you'll find painfully relatable tweets about trying to be productive in the time of Covid, random and absurd tweets about nothing in particular, mildly topical tweets with a tongue-in-cheek edge, and plenty of other amusing Twitter gold. If you're in the mood for even more tweets, we've got lots more here

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39 Funny Tweets Fresh From The Bird App

Many Americans are lamenting the fact that we're barely into 2021 and this year has already proven to be as batshit crazy as 2020, if not more so. There's a silver lining, though—the storming of the Capitol last week produced some top tier, hilarious content. Twitter may have banned the President of the United States, but the rest of us are still tweeting gold content and funny takes about all the chaos. We've collected some killer recent tweets ranging from topical to totally random.

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45 Entertaining Tweets Ranging From Clever To Absurd

We're back with another round of hilarious, relatable, and intriguing tweets from the great minds of Twitter. Some people can't stand endlessly scrolling through that overstimulating bird app for more than a few minutes, and we totally get it. That's why we like to put together a digestible dose of the good stuff. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some tweets

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75 Corona-Free Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Distraction

Tired of hearing about that disease that's making its scary rounds across the globe? We've got you covered. These memes, tweets, and shitposts have absolutely nothing to do with that thing we can't escape. Take a break. We're here for you.

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48 Fresh & Funny Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter is like a consistently productive and super reliable joke factory. A lot of the time it churns out some real crap that we all try to avoid, but generally you can find some hilarious jokes, hot takes, and amusing shower thoughts at any point while scrolling the bird app. There are over 300 million people on Twitter, so the constant flow of content is pretty daunting, but that's why we curate some of the funniest and freshest tweets for your scrolling pleasure

funny tweets, twitter dump, twitter memes, twitter, memes, funny, lol, relatable tweets, jokes, best of twitter, random tweets, jokes, christmas, holidays, 2020 | RubMor @QBruby 1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during national health crisis 11:48 PM 2020-03-27 Twitter Android 95.6K Retweets 4,041 Quote Tweets 571K Likes
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A Decent Assortment Of Relatively Entertaining Memes

We've always been honest about the entertainment that we offer you. It's a source of pride. We're not here to pretend that these are the best memes ever created. We're not going to claim that you'll be gasping for air from laughter. All we will ever promise is that we have memes. And they're funnier than the work or the studying you should be doing.  

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40 Memes & Tweets For Bored Brains

We talk a lot about kiling the monotony with memes and tweets. It's true that even they can become monotonous, but at least these funny tidbits have the potential to make you chuckle your way through life's unending trials and tribulations. From bleak and relatable anecdotes, to memes that might leave you feeling personally attacked, this gallery's got a little something for everyone.

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Amusing Memes & Tweets For Maxing And Relaxing

Ah, Sunday. The day of rest. For some people that means going to church or spending time with family. Perhaps cooking a big meal and watching a movie. For memepilled individuals such as ourselves, however, it's a day best spent scrolling through funny tidbits on the internet. If you like to do the same, you'll probably enjoy this collection of humor. Enjoy!

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