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Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

We've got to hand it to the comedy geniuses of Twitter. They manage to pack serious humor within that 280 character restriction. But good tweets are hard to locate in that sea of horrible political takes. So we've grabbed the funny stuff and left the tweets that make us want to sign off from the internet forever. Enjoy!

funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes
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Tasty Memes To Make Your Day Less Terrible

Good morning, friends! Are you ready to dip your little toes into another terrible day? Neither are we. Instead of being a productive member of society, we suggest you take the time to scroll through this excellent assortment of entertaining memes. They're definitely better for your mood than coffee.

Funny random memes, dank memes, covid-19 memes, edgy memes, funny pictures, funny tweets | tracking all my packages right after make order | Nobody: Tee shirt worn by lady arguing with Walmart cashier: YES my husband is proud AMERICAN WELDER who born FEBRUAR|Y and he will Straight up murder protect
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Thirty-Two Memes & Tweets Just For The Hell Of It

We don't believe you need excuses to mindlessly scroll through memes. But the fact that it's Saturday and the world seems to be ending seem like damn good reasons to turn your brain off for a while and indulge. And these memes right here should help you do just that. 

Funny random memes and tweets, relatable memes, wholesome memes, dank memes, twitter memes, good tweets | katelyn @noitskatelyn smiling at people under my mask thinking they can see baby Mike Wazowski | someone asks why smiling at my phone 'Twas cat.
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75 Corona-Free Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Distraction

Tired of hearing about that disease that's making its scary rounds across the globe? We've got you covered. These memes, tweets, and shitposts have absolutely nothing to do with that thing we can't escape. Take a break. We're here for you.

Funny random memes, funny tweets, twitter memes, corona-free memes | Rick and Morty people ask college is going just keep Googling stuff and keeps working. | my mom standing behind buffet they ask my age Reaction Pictures @nocontextpics_ 2d Bomboclaat Show this thread holding a gun to lois' back
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Memes & Tweets To Soothe That Monday Pain

Rise and shine, friends! If you're having trouble making it through the murky pain of Monday, don't fret. We've got some relatively amusing memes and tweets here to help distract you. Don't say we never did anything for you. 

Funny random memes and tweets, funny memes, dank memes, stupid memes | Whale Shark @Vhalechark could pass Washington Shire sauce Her Westminster Shore sauce Her: are having stroke Warcaster Shiner sauce Her: hello, 911 need an ambulance Willmington Scone sauce Her: please s getting worse Wank | have keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking Spongebob sitting in fire
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A Crap Ton Of Memes To Give You That Friday Feeling

TGIF, freaks! We've made it to the the end of the week. While not much will be different during the weekend, we've put together this big batch of memes to help you decompress. You deserve it!


funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, dank memes, funny | after long day pretending not dead inside. Lisa Simpson | Cats Against Humanity @CatsVsHumanity tell an adult gain 30lbs overnight rather sleep than go out everything hurts comfort comes before style have favorite spatula everything feels like chore college students look like 12yr olds always annoyed af
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Fresh Tweets For Your Mindless Entertainment

As anyone who has been on Twitter knows, it's truly incredible what people can do with a 280 character limit. They can rant. They can rave. They can bully people over politics or write something beautiful that will make you cry. But our favorite tweets make us smile and sometimes (if we're really lucky) laugh. These tweets mostly fall into that category. 

Fresh and funny tweets from Twitter, relatable tweets, twitter gems | Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 Idk why people are against wearing masks. Masks protect coronavirus yes, but they also protect running into people know public. Add sunglasses and are literally disguise s safe do anything, anywhere, even hometown. This is my dream | Ron Iver @ronnui_ think l'l| look like after going one run Captain America The First Avenger Steve Rogers
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A Smorgasbord Of Memes & Tweets For Anyone Who Needs Them

We're not usually proponents of peer pressure, but where taking it easy and having good clean fun is concerned, we'll accept responsibility. These memes, tweets, and shitposts have been carefully selected so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy some humor. Everyone deserves a break sometimes, and we're happy to enable your relaxation. 

Funny random memes, funny tweets, cute tweets, random tweets, silly tweets | People: Hitler and Stalin killed most people history Noah not letting anyone on ark: | @axxnya love sleepovers doctor: this isn't sleepover hospital then why do l have this nightgown doctor s hospital gown truth or dare doctor doctor: dare
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36 Tweets For Your Mindless Entertainment

If you're feeling guilty for spending your time on the internet, you're not alone. And lucky for you, this is a safe space. We support your procrastination and avoidance of reality. And we're here to enable you with these mildly amusing Twitter tidbits. Don't say we never did anything for you.

funny tweets | ig: midnighthreadss O @midnighthreadss if see acting different s probably because started watching new tv show and adopted personality character like most
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Tantalizing Memes & Tweets To Fight That Monday Pain

Happy Monday, freaks and friends! Our hearts go out to everyone who is missing the pain of having to get up and work in the morning, but we're still here to help you turn your frowns upside down. This batch of memes and tweets has a little bit of something for everyone who is desperate for some palate-cleansing humor. 

Funny random memes | Kermit the frog in different positions accidentally click restart instead shut down | everytime feel random chest pain: My time has come Kung Fu Panda
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These Self-Deprecating Therapy Tweets Are Giving Us Life

It's pretty common knowledge that you can't receive help unless you really, really want it. So paying a ton of money for a therapist CAN be a total waste of money if you're not going into it with a receptive and, uh, productive mindset. These tweets represent everyone who is not quite ready to deal with their demons. Everyone who hides behind netspeak and dumb humor, when maybe, just maybe, they should be actually trying to get help. But damn, this sh*t is funny.

Funny twitter meme "and what do we say when we feel like this" | Jensen Wilkins @jensen_wilkins Therapist And do say feel like this Less depressy, more progressy Therapist think done today."
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Moderately Entertaining Tweets For Moderately Bored People

It's important to be kind to yourself during these weird times. For some people, that might mean taking a long soak with a lavender bath bomb. For others, that might mean drinking an entire box of wine in a night. For us, it means scrolling mindlessly through easy-to-digest tweets to take our mind off of all the pain. And here are a bunch for you.

funny random tweets, twitter memes, silly memes, dank memes | california guy now @InternetHippo like ads have gone buy toyota this is difficult and uncertain time us all buy toyota 10:32 AM 4/14/20 Twitter iPhone
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Clever Tweets To Stave Off The Boredom

We know the world is nutty right now, and for many of you things have gotten incredibly boring. So we're trying our best to keep pumping out the time-wasting material. These tasty tweets are both fresh and funny, and will hopefully aid you in your quest for entertainment.

Funny tweets, twitter memes, quarantine, quarantine memes, dank memes, relatable | Do Less Dad @do_less_dad Day 8 quarantine, l'm going little stir crazy haven't worked out 54 days. coronavirus covid-19
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Fresh Tweets For The Bored & Humor-Deprived

Love enjoying tweets but hate logging on to Twitter because of the political sh*tshow? We've got you covered. Sifting through the hellhole ain't easy, but we've managed to collect some fresh and moderately entertaining tweets to keep you busy, whether you're social distancing or just looking to waste some time. Because you're worth it.

Fresh and funny tweets, twitter memes, coronavirus tweets, coronavirus memes, covid-19, toilet paper | Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 once can honestly tell my wife they were all out thing forgot get. 12:03 PM 3/15/20 Twitter iPhone | Stephanie Boland O @stephanieboland On sofa and hear boyfriend start laughing himself kitchen. Turns out he'd just learned 88 couples have come out quarantine China and immediately filed divorce 2:48 AM 3/15/20 Twitter Web App
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Twitter Thread About Dimwitted Intern Is A Facepalm Explosion

It's official: James the Intern is our new hero. We're not sure if it counts as schadenfreude, but the dude's lovable buffoonery (as told in a series of epic tweets) is something we definitely feel slightly guilty for enjoying. Hopefully the subject of this twitter thread has found himself a new job where his skill sets...exist. 

Funny tweets, funny tweets about intern james, internship problems, twitter thread, stupid people, schadenfreude, twitter story, cringe, stupid intern | have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount confidence point arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.
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Thirty-One Short & Sweet Twitter Gems

Whether you're lacking in the attention span department or you just hate to read long, drawn out paragraphs, Twitter is probably one of your favorite platforms. The 280 character limit makes for a good exercise in brevity - which works out well for us, as our brains can't handle much more while we're procrastinating. We've put together this gallery of entertaining tweets, but in the event you need more, check out our other tweet galleries here and here.

funny random tweets | tweet by dickpic van dyke @youngcogan had surgery assumed they were giving aesthetic they'd count down ten like see on telly but instead czech nurse just looked down at and said "goodbye" and gone laugh every time think about | Jaz 7¬D-24 @jungkookwyd_ SHORT PPL Google can go heaven with tattoos People with tattoos will not go heaven. People who drink alcohol will not go heaven. People who eat too much pork will also not go heaven. Short people will not go to heaven
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