‘Tis the season for tweets

One week 'til Elf on the Shelf is over

The impulse to have your thoughts, feelings, and jokes validated by others is an essential human one

Parental guidance suggested

Scroll on my wayward son

Parents have a difficult task this time of year, pretending to do their jobs at work, ushering their kids through the end of the school semester, and convincing them to still eat turkey sandwiches every day. It's a weird in-between time when the holidays are really starting to kick into gear but yet there are a few normal work weeks to get out of the way first. Soon you'll have to deal with your kids being on break from school while you're still on duty for work, giving them something to do so…

Nothing hits quite like Twitter when you're home for the holidays.

Happy Turkey Day, parents

Tweets for the people

When the sun goes down at 4 pm… that's when you truly lock in as a parent.

I've got the need for tweet

Parenting is all about compromise . Before you become a parent, you have all sorts of highfalutin ideas about what kind of parent you'll be. You'll only feed them home-cooked organic meals, you'll never be cross with them and only use positive reinforcement, and you won't allow them to go on the internet before they're in high school. But then life comes around and has other plans for you. It leaves you tired, exhausted, and frustrated to the point where you'll do anything just to have a quiet…

Give me those sweet sweet tweets

For moms and dads that need a laugh

Good times for all

Happy halloween parents… It's the one day of the year when you're legally allowed to steal at least 15% of your child's candy and call it the “chaperone tax." Technically you can do that any day of the year but it's especially encouraged today.