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Tasty Tweets For Your Weekend Scrolling

While some people would like Twitter to allow for writing lengthy paragraphs (ahem, Donald Trump), we believe that the 280 character limit allows for a special short and sweet brevity that supplies us with instant gratification. And these tweets have it all: quarantine thoughts that are intensely relatable, amusing parenting woes, and self-deprecating jokes that might make you feel less alone. 

Funny random tweets, parenting tweets, facebook, quarantine, reopening | Girl on Hill @Mom_Overboard Crazy think by this time next year all have aged five whole years. 8:26 AM 6/4/20 Twitter iPhone
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Assorted Tweets For The Scroll-Hungry Masses

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

Funny random tweets | Andy Milonakis O @andymilonakis Congratulations Astronauts left Earth today. Good choice
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Tasty Tweets To Satisfy Your Mindless Scrolling Needs

We know that Twitter is a minefield. Especially during times of crisis. But mindlessly scrolling through tweets is one of our favorite ways to escape boredom. So we've put together this batch of relatively entertaining Twitter tidbits and left out the political shitshow that so often plunges us into depression. If we want news, we'll watch the news. But for now, we're happy with these short and sweet quips of distraction.

Funny and fresh tweets, relatable tweets, quarantine tweets, covid-19 | unapologetic dosesofkae_ Omg Having hard time which one decorating my new crib y'all think? OLLAR GENERAL AANK THANK yournage 8:13 AM 5/25/20 Twitter iPhone plastic bags | Greg One Leg @Greg_1_Leg This one is 100 percent true still groggy after having my leg amputated Dad:.Don't worry son ll only take half time cut toenails now. 11:31 AM 5/26/20 Twitter iPhone
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Fifteen Summer Memes To Taunt People Who Miss Going Outside

Let's just all just be realistic for a second: summer is going to royally suck for the vast majority of us this year, but unfortunately that's just how it's gotta to be while we try to get over this pandemic. Accordingly, we've put together some memes that will probably make you feel really bad while you're stuck inside! Sorry ahead of time...

Funny memes about summer | Nemo fish escape to the ocean in plastic bags Summer 2020 with squad @thenewsclan | God adding 85 degree weather Pandemic season COMFORT
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Fresh Tweets For The Desperately Bored

If you're anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we're trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They've got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and "old people" lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We've got you covered.

Funny and relatable tweets, twitter memes, zoom calls, skype, quarantine tweets, lockdown tweets, alcohol, package stealing | IG quentin.quarantino @quentquarantino QUENTIN QUARANINO Skype had 17 years prepare quarantine and still beaten by Zoom
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Eighteen Fitness Memes For People Who Really Miss The Gym

YouTubers and Instagram influencers can put out as many motivational workout videos as they possibly can during quarantine, but let's face it: working out at home is just not the same as going to the gym. Some of us go to the gym so that we don't have to be at home, after all. Anyway, here are some fitness-y memes you can browse through while you're bored. And who knows, maybe the gym will open back up one day...

Funny memes about working out | Spongebob Patrick and Sandy someone tells working out at home is same as training at gym @gymaholic Sorry don't speak wrong | Stress Problems Sadness Worries gym ME dam protecting a city
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Fresh Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are Brief

Want a little short and sweet humor without braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don't blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and suffering are being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That's why we've gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

Short and sweet twitter gems, funny tweets | Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Quarantine can be fun if pretend committed crime and are laying low until heat dies down
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Whole Bunch Of 2020 Memes Because Everything Fricken Blows

Hands down, 2020 has been one of the worst years in any currently living person's life. But who knows, maybe God will throw something worse at us in the future so let's not tempt him further. If you'd like a roundup of memes from a simpler time before this sh*tstorm began, click here. If you're looking for more, check out these 2020 memes

Funny memes about how horrible 2020 has been | clown Mike Wazowski genuinely believed 2020 going be best year my life mel aka honey @melissaolive1ra 4/7/20 bomboclaat Show this thread 00 | Kylo Ren No one: God after every month 2020: More! Disint -Core Trande More!
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Thirty-Six Pointless Memes Solely For The Purpose Of Entertainment

We have to give you the disclaimer that these memes are pretty much completely pointless. They won't improve your life that much, but they will make you laugh. That's something, right?

Funny random memes | Boomers: young people should be dressed better Also boomers they were young: AS FRAT O/Eliako 80s fashion | Therapist: So would say stress began Pts. 0050200 HI 0050200 1: 14 sega video game
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Twenty Fresh And Funny Tweets For Your Entertainment

It's those times when you're in the mood to be entertained but you don't feel like picking up a book; that's where Twitter comes in handy, because let's be real, ain't nobody got time for reading books. Check out more funny tweets here!

Funny random tweets | Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Practice social distancing CVS by maintaining half-receipt distance people around 6:21 AM 5/8/20 Twitter Web App
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Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That's what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together these short and sweet gems so you can avoid the minefield that is social media. There's something here for everyone, whether you're looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

Funny random tweets, relatable tweets, cute tweets, twitter gems, dating, relationships, lockdown, quarantine | drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having vasectomy is just real life version putting Sims pool and deleting ladder 7:45 PM 5/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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