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Happy Thursday, pooch proponents and dog devotees! Once again, it's that time of the week when we share the highest quality canine comedy content that we've managed to find this time around. Let's talk dogs! Believe it or not, there's a long list of responsibilities that come along with owning a dog . I don't mean that it's not worthwhile to have one as a pet. If you love dogs and you're capable of taking care of them, by all means, get yourself a rescue poppy. It's just important that you unde…

Happy Tuesday, people with parents! This week, we've collected the absolute peak of unhinged parental texts for you. It's not quite fun or funny, but for anyone with awful parents , this collection is a little too relatable. Not to dump on any individual reading this article, but I'm not in contact with either of my parents. And that's a good thing! Sure, it'd be nice to have family members to call my own, but that's what your friends' parents are for. Thanksgiving with a friend's family always…

There are a lot of actions that people commit within our society that defy unspoken common etiquette. Well, not even unspoken, sometimes people just refuse to abide by established etiquette . I'm no saint, but I try to be as respectful and decent to the individuals around me as possible. You definitely have a few specific pet peeves. Myself? Well, I'm not a fan of littering, you should always clean up after your pet and understand the common convenience rules for operating within a grocery stor…

Dogs are incredibly intelligent creatures. Much more than most of us give them credit for. Sure, not every canine is the sharpest tool in the shed, but there aren't many other animals that have the tactical capacity to emotionally manipulate us to such extremes. A bearded dragon doesn't have the ability to stare at you with such specificity that you're forced to pay attention to it. There's a reason the phrase “puppy dog eyes” exists. Dogs are adorable, they're lovable, and they know that for a…

Good times all round

Becoming the proud owner of a dog can be an incredible experience. It can also be one of the most frustrating. The day you take in a puppy is great. You get to name the dog, play with it, and it still has that new puppy appeal. Give it maybe five days and you'll understand why people train dogs as a profession. It's not easy. Proper potty training is a disgusting process, your puppy will refuse to leave you alone, and the sheer amount of energy that a puppy has is astonishingly high. The thing…

Dogs are man's best friend? Not quite, dogs are everybody's best friend. If you're not one of those weird cat people, you can probably admit you have an affinity for dogs ; however slight it may be. Maybe you don't want to have your own dog, but you'd at least pet a dog if it was in your general vicinity. In my own experience, I know it can be annoying when people ask to pet your pooch. It can break up the flow and energy of an otherwise peaceful walk. As someone with a higher-energy dog, it wa…

Please feed them

Declawing a cat is, in itself, an extremely cruel act. Claws are integral to a cat's life. Besides that, the process of declawing literally amputates part of the cat's paw. It's undoubtedly animal cruelty. The proper treatment of our feline friends is incredibly important to internet users, which brings us to the story. On Reddit's /r/amitheasshole subreddit , /u/Weickzj explains that he adopted a cat from his sister. According to him, the cat had stopped using the litter box after being declaw…

It's that time of the week again, Labrador lovers and Corgi Connoisseurs! That's right! Thursday means two things: it's nearly the weekend and we're back with another delightfully silly package of puppy memes . Living with a dog has been one of the brighter parts of my life. Coming home to an excited dog is an unmatched feeling. Maybe you're struggling with a project at work and butting heads with your coworkers. All of that negative energy can wash away, at least momentarily, by the embrace of…

Looks like it's that time of the week again! It's Thursday, which means we can now bask in the glory of all that is comedically canine . We've got all that the vet ordered this week. A dogged variety of puppy memes that only aim to make you laugh. Forget about your troubles for just a moment and focus on the good things, like delightfully relatable memes . Maybe you've had a rough week. Work-life balance isn't quite where it needs to be, everyday boredom is becoming unbearable, or maybe you jus…

If I was living anywhere besides a small apartment and if I was anything besides broke, I would absolutely love to own a canine companion. The last two dogs I lived with were two of the best animals that I've ever had the pleasure of taking on walks while my roommate is at work. Having a dog is just so perfect for moment-to-moment mood enhancement . Feeling lonely? Hang out with the dog. Antsy? Take the dog to the park. Want something to cuddle? Go ahead and hug the dog. Of course, it's not alw…

I’m a dog person. I grew up with dogs, all of my roommates have had dogs, and I’ve been a side hustle dog walker for about four years now. Love everything about them. If I’m going to have a pet it’s going to be either a smart creature I get to spend time with or something that requires near-zero maintenance that functions more as apartment decoration. Dogs are objectively the best pet if you’re willing to put in the time and maintenance. They’re sweet, smart, funny, and loveable. They’ll get yo…

Cats. Can't live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. I kid, I kid. Cats aren’t for everyone, and people can definitely live with or without them. I'm a cat lover myself, with a beautiful little mischief-maker named Pearl as my daily source of joy and laughter. Cats, in my opinion, are one of the greatest antidotes to life's hardships. Pearl has this ability to turn any ordinary day into something special, and despite her sometimes troublesome antics, there's nothing like a cuddle with her to melt…