Better than naptime

I'm allowed to take 50% of their Halloween candy

Dad jokes loading

Can we just skip Halloween this year?

Reaching for the stars

They do so much and say so little

Savage

Be prepared

Family movie night? Get out of town

We're just children

Lunch break>>>

She's not wrong!

No McDonalds allowed in Calculus

The kids are officially back in school , and I can imagine that this is causing a lot of mixed emotions for parents right now. On one hand, it's great to have these rugrats out of your hair for 7 hours a day. School might not technically be childcare, but it sometimes feels like it is when you get to work peacefully for hours at a time. At the same time, you can't help but miss them at least a little bit. The worst part of the back-to-school season is how many forms parents must sign. I swear,…

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What happy memories