Look mom, a funny tweet!

Back to school isn't all that it's cracked up to be

Some of our world's greatest minds are trapped on Twitter

Never thought I'd have to clean permanent marker off of a dog

@ Me next time

Parenting is sort of like the Olympics. Keeps you awake during odd hours, makes you care about things you never knew existed, and gives you good small-talk content

Never calling it the other thing

Kids say the darndest things

Who's going to tell her?

A big week for tweets

Parenting 24/7

Cruel and unusual

Each tweet is a gift

Putting myself in a time out to read these

Tweet it don't delete it

When does school start again?