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Funny Twitter Tidbits That Make Brevity Work

Sometimes less is more. This goes for explaining why you were late for work or had to call out. It usually goes for flirting with people, too. It definitely applies to interior decorating. And sometimes this rule applies to humor. Twitter is the best place to find such "less is more" tidbits. From relatable one-liners to observational humor, these random tweets are pretty much guaranteed to entertain.

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Times Dumb Kids Were Accidental Comedians

Tiny terrors. Maniacal minions. Kids, while sometimes a total blessing, give us all a run for our money and make insane asylums seem like a sexy vacation. At their worst, their meltdowns can bring us to tears. At their best, they melt our hearts. If we're lucky, they make us laugh with their histrionic tendencies, creative threats, and inventive spelling. This gallery of snot-nosed gold includes all of the above - and might help you laugh away the pain of being a parent.

Funny kids drawings, funny parenting tweets, kid art, inventive spelling, spoiled kids, crazy kids | tweet by Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid my son's class explained she sure he has two moms because he has pretty mom and other mom She described each some detail. Reader, both are. So my daughter ripped her jacket yesterday and I told her wasn't fixing Well this is lil note she left If MY Coat not Fix came home I'm gonna Step on Crack Finish rest
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Relatable Memes For All The Exhausted Parents

These memes are for the tired. The haggard. The hungry, and the overworked. The parents who might smell like spit-up, and the parents who wake up with goldfish crumbs in weird crevices. These memes are for anyone who's had to say no to a cranky kid, and for anyone raising a picky eater. We salute you, and hope these memes make you feel seen.

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23 Funny & Relatable Tweets For Your Bored Perusal

Bored? Why don't you have a look through these funny tweets that range from dangerously clever to humbling and relatable? You probably won't learn anything valuable but you definitely won't lose any brain cells, either. 

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30 Tweets That Prove Parenting Is Nothing But Negotiations

Twitter user (and exhausted parent) @scottlincicome took to Twitter after a particularly harrowing set of dessert negotiations with his children on July 8, 2019. His jokey tweet asked Twitter to ask him anything about the exchange with his kids, and the thread turned into a sort of bonding session for parents who could relate. The tweets might not be for everyone, but if you've ever caved for your spawn, you'll appreciate the anecdotes.

Funny thread about how parenthood is all about negotiations.
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28 Parenting Memes That'll Help You Laugh Through The Pain

Let's be real: parenting is pretty much the opposite of a walk in the park. That's why we enjoy our friend's children vicariously. No, but seriously. Sleepless nights. Questionable hygiene. Pockets full of crumbs. It's all supposed to be worth it, someday, right? Until that moment clicks, or at least until they're able to go an hour with out demanding attention or having a meltdown, we have memes to help us through.

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16 Relatable Memes & Tweets For All The Exhausted Parents

People often talk about what a blessing it is to procreate, to bring life into this arguably scary world. But most of us know the truth. Sleepless nights. Nonexistent social lives. Pain. Poop. These are the real joys of parenting. And these memes really say it all. 

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44 Sassy Parenting Memes That'll Make Anyone Chuckle

This collection of memes has it all: memes for people who are thinking about kids, memes for the poor souls that have signed away 18 years of their lives, and memes for the smug people who know they won't be sharing their genes any time soon. 

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15 Wacky Tweets Straight From The Legendary Ryan Reynolds

Need some terrible parenting advice? Or some general dumb, witty humor? Our man Ryan Reynolds has you covered. Aside from being incredibly handsome, his Twitter account never fails to deliver the best of the best that will never disappoint. We hear that sometimes he even replies to fans, but shhh, you didn't hear it from us...

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