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Twenty-Three Relatable Tweets For Exhausted Parents

Parenting is a struggle when things are "normal." But the struggle has increased tenfold with many parents having to watch over their children 24/7 in lockdown. We know it's tough, but sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at the insanity. Hopefully these tweets will help you do just that.

funny and relatable parenting tweets | Mommy Needs Life @mom_needsalife Trying get excited summer quarantine parent is like trying get excited weekend parent. 10:00 AM 6/15/20 Twitter iPhone
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Parents Share The Adorable Ways Their Kids Get Words Wrong

There are a few universal truths in this messed up world, and one of them feels especially true right now: parenting ain't easy. Between homeschooling and just worrying about the future of your children, things are tough. These parents on Twitter manage to add some levity to the world with anecdotes of their children's adorable misnomers. We hope they're never corrected.

Cute parenting tweets, funny parenting tweets, kid fails, cute kid fails | Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My four-year-old son calls craft store crap store don't correct him. He's right either way.
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Random Meme Treats For The Desperately Bored

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Feeling....bored? A little drained? In need of an amusing pick-me-up? This assortment of fresh memes and amusing tweets might offer the entertainment you crave. And they're all right here for the incredible price of FREE.

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Thirty-Seven Tweets For Easy Entertainment

Perusing Twitter is one of our favorite ways to waste time. The 280 character limit makes content both easy to digest and creative. Even better? Every mood is represented. There's the motivational and wholesome messages that hit right on hard days. And then there's the weird Twitter gems that make us laugh sometimes and scratch our heads other times. And then, of course, there's everything in between. We've put together a nice assortment of all of the above so you don't have to comb through garbage to get the good stuff. Enjoy!

Funny and relatable tweets, twitter memes | Dave @Keally22 Ladies do keep little built pocket underwear like keep my keys and extra contacts just case lose one during day 10:21 AM 7/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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Parenting Tidbits For The Tired & Out Of Patience

Parenting is exhausting when things are totally normal. The whining, the tears, the screaming, the tantrums. Parenting during a pandemic when you can't even send your minions to school for a break? Let's be real: it's the pits. These memes might help you laugh at the ordeal. We're in this together. 

Funny memes, parenting memes, parenting tweets, dank memes, kids, raising kids | Parent This is serious. Are Listening Kid dinosaur noises michael scott the office | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Last night, my 3 year old kicked during tantrum. As tucked him bed later, he apologized never kick again he said, pulling closer and kissing my cheek Just do exactly tell do and 'l never have kick again My son is mobster.
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Times Dumb Kids Were Accidental Comedians

Tiny terrors. Maniacal minions. Kids, while sometimes a total blessing, give us all a run for our money and make insane asylums seem like a sexy vacation. At their worst, their meltdowns can bring us to tears. At their best, they melt our hearts. If we're lucky, they make us laugh with their histrionic tendencies, creative threats, and inventive spelling. This gallery of snot-nosed gold includes all of the above - and might help you laugh away the pain of being a parent.

Funny kids drawings, funny parenting tweets, kid art, inventive spelling, spoiled kids, crazy kids | tweet by Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid my son's class explained she sure he has two moms because he has pretty mom and other mom She described each some detail. Reader, both are. So my daughter ripped her jacket yesterday and I told her wasn't fixing Well this is lil note she left If MY Coat not Fix came home I'm gonna Step on Crack Finish rest
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Tasty Tweets For Your Weekend Scrolling

While some people would like Twitter to allow for writing lengthy paragraphs (ahem, Donald Trump), we believe that the 280 character limit allows for a special short and sweet brevity that supplies us with instant gratification. And these tweets have it all: quarantine thoughts that are intensely relatable, amusing parenting woes, and self-deprecating jokes that might make you feel less alone. 

Funny random tweets, parenting tweets, facebook, quarantine, reopening | Girl on Hill @Mom_Overboard Crazy think by this time next year all have aged five whole years. 8:26 AM 6/4/20 Twitter iPhone
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Assorted Tweets For The Scroll-Hungry Masses

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

Funny random tweets | Andy Milonakis O @andymilonakis Congratulations Astronauts left Earth today. Good choice
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Fresh Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are Brief

Want a little short and sweet humor without braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don't blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and suffering are being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That's why we've gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

Short and sweet twitter gems, funny tweets | Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Quarantine can be fun if pretend committed crime and are laying low until heat dies down
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Quality Memes & Tweets To Get Your Friday Going

TGIF, y'all! With many of us cooped up in our houses, celebrating the final day of the slavish workweek involves a whole lot less going and and a whole lot more screen time. These memes are one great way for you to take a load off post-9-5 torture. Sure, there are streaming services. But they cost money. And you've probably seen everything from Tiger King to that Michael Jordan docuseries.

Funny memes and tweets, friday memes and tweets, tgif, dank memes | Wolverine with a kissing couple in the background my friends getting married and starting families aborteddreams five cheeseburgers please | Tim Dillon @TimJDillon would be nice see people starting reopen parts economy safely but let's do Undercover Boss show now too! Like better time put CEO on front lines with workers! Right! Seems like fun time show sure CEOS would do right
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Moderately Entertaining Tweets For Moderately Bored People

It's important to be kind to yourself during these weird times. For some people, that might mean taking a long soak with a lavender bath bomb. For others, that might mean drinking an entire box of wine in a night. For us, it means scrolling mindlessly through easy-to-digest tweets to take our mind off of all the pain. And here are a bunch for you.

funny random tweets, twitter memes, silly memes, dank memes | california guy now @InternetHippo like ads have gone buy toyota this is difficult and uncertain time us all buy toyota 10:32 AM 4/14/20 Twitter iPhone
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Funny Twitter Tidbits That Make Brevity Work

Sometimes less is more. This goes for explaining why you were late for work or had to call out. It usually goes for flirting with people, too. It definitely applies to interior decorating. And sometimes this rule applies to humor. Twitter is the best place to find such "less is more" tidbits. From relatable one-liners to observational humor, these random tweets are pretty much guaranteed to entertain.

Funny tweets, relatable, relatable tweets, buddha, stupid memes, twitter memes, 280 characters or less, parenting tweets | hype @TheHyyyype first day as professor going be introduced some uncomfortable ideas here and tackle sensitive issues, but expect everyone be adults about class general whispering ok first topic pop tart is calzone class general outrage | Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting other person die taking notes: Buddha says make
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Relatable Memes For All The Exhausted Parents

These memes are for the tired. The haggard. The hungry, and the overworked. The parents who might smell like spit-up, and the parents who wake up with goldfish crumbs in weird crevices. These memes are for anyone who's had to say no to a cranky kid, and for anyone raising a picky eater. We salute you, and hope these memes make you feel seen.

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23 Funny & Relatable Tweets For Your Bored Perusal

Bored? Why don't you have a look through these funny tweets that range from dangerously clever to humbling and relatable? You probably won't learn anything valuable but you definitely won't lose any brain cells, either. 

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30 Tweets That Prove Parenting Is Nothing But Negotiations

Twitter user (and exhausted parent) @scottlincicome took to Twitter after a particularly harrowing set of dessert negotiations with his children on July 8, 2019. His jokey tweet asked Twitter to ask him anything about the exchange with his kids, and the thread turned into a sort of bonding session for parents who could relate. The tweets might not be for everyone, but if you've ever caved for your spawn, you'll appreciate the anecdotes.

Funny thread about how parenthood is all about negotiations.
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28 Parenting Memes That'll Help You Laugh Through The Pain

Let's be real: parenting is pretty much the opposite of a walk in the park. That's why we enjoy our friend's children vicariously. No, but seriously. Sleepless nights. Questionable hygiene. Pockets full of crumbs. It's all supposed to be worth it, someday, right? Until that moment clicks, or at least until they're able to go an hour with out demanding attention or having a meltdown, we have memes to help us through.

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