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29 Clever & Relatable Tweets For Short Attention Spans

It takes a savvy comic mind to pack a quality joke into Twitter's 280 character limit. Not everyone's got the chops. Their one-liners fall flat. Their tweets smack of try-hard desperation. Not these tweetsmiths. These writers and shillers of amusing observations have managed to find that harmonious sweet spot of humor and brevity. 

Funny tweets, relatable tweets, random tweets, twitter memes, comedy, comic, parenting, dating | logan @brainwxrms IOVA imagine being girl and having keep an extra pair underwear ur car just case some dude revs his truck up at stop light
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16 Times Dumb Kids Were Accidental Comedians

Tiny terrors. Maniacal minions. Kids, while sometimes a total blessing, give us all a run for our money and make insane asylums seem like a sexy vacation. At their worst, their meltdowns can bring us to tears. At their best, they melt our hearts. If we're lucky, they make us laugh with their histrionic tendencies, creative threats, and inventive spelling. This gallery of snot-nosed gold includes all of the above - and might help you laugh away the pain of being a parent.

Funny kids drawings, funny parenting tweets, kid art, inventive spelling, spoiled kids, crazy kids | tweet by Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid my son's class explained she sure he has two moms because he has pretty mom and other mom She described each some detail. Reader, both are. So my daughter ripped her jacket yesterday and I told her wasn't fixing Well this is lil note she left If MY Coat not Fix came home I'm gonna Step on Crack Finish rest
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23 Funny & Frustrating Instances Of Kids Being Dumb

Some of us may not want to remember the dumb things we would do as children. Whether it was peeing into the vents of the family home (Sorry, mom) or harboring the thought that women don't poop, kids really are apt to doing (and thinking) the darndest things. The r/KidsAreFuckingStupid subreddit is full of these sorts of anecdotes, submitted by people who are marveling at their own childhood stupidity, frustrated and bemused parents, and people who may have seen a tweet they couldn't help but share. And we've got a bunch of the forum's best tidbits right here to share with you. 

Funny stories of kids being stupid, stupid kids, parenting, parenting tweets, childhood stupidity | always told people met Michael Jackson But now found picture, Maann wtf Who fuck this | Philip "Not Daddy" DeFranco @PhillyD Oh good. My son put my wireless headphones plastic container water keep them safe. good good good good good good good good good good great fine wonderful
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Fresh Parenting Tweets For People With Unappreciative Offspring

Well, hopefully your kids will appreciate all that you do for them when they're older? Yeah, let's go with that. In the mean time, please enjoy these parenting tweets, because we appreciate you. And while you're at it, have some parenting memes!

Funny tweets about parenting | Kids_kubed @Kids_kubed don't know 's worse: My kid deleting an app or him rearranging them all Took 5 minutes just get here 4:49 AM Aug 19, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Fatherly Memes In Celebration Of Dad Joke Masters

Whether you're a father, have had a father, or just love a classic dad joke, these memes are sure to bring a smile to your face. From corny quips to relatable parenting memes, this gallery has a little bit of everything. And if you find yourself in need of some more dad content? We've got you covered.

funny dad jokes, memes and tweets, Leonardo DiCaprio Django Unchained | Dads pointing stud finder at themselves | Nurse: Sorry waiting My dad: no problem l'm patient nurse: My dad: Mike Wazowski face swap Sulley
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Twenty-Three Relatable Tweets For Exhausted Parents

Parenting is a struggle when things are "normal." But the struggle has increased tenfold with many parents having to watch over their children 24/7 in lockdown. We know it's tough, but sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh at the insanity. Hopefully these tweets will help you do just that.

funny and relatable parenting tweets | Mommy Needs Life @mom_needsalife Trying get excited summer quarantine parent is like trying get excited weekend parent. 10:00 AM 6/15/20 Twitter iPhone
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Amusing Instances Of Childhood Stupidity

BREAKING NEWS: Kids...are extremely stupid. While not all of us are blessed (cursed?) with offspring of our own, thanks to the internet, we can enjoy moments of childhood imbecility secondhand. One of the best places to indulge these desires is the r/kidsarefuckingstupid subreddit. It's a veritable smorgasbord of parenting anecdotes and shameful recollection of the times people were younger and much more dumb. We've put together some of the latest and greatest instances of stupidity, but you can find more of the same hilarity over at Fail Blog. 

Funny tweets and moments of kids being stupid, childhood stupidity, facepalm | Children are best fundraisers because they don't understand economics: Principal student who raises $500 dollars school will get this free hat 12 year old is such great deal | have a good war Actual letter from Kid
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Random Memes For The Desperately Bored

Pssst. Hey, you. Yeah, you. 

Feeling....bored? A little drained? In need of an amusing pick-me-up? This assortment of fresh memes and amusing tweets might offer the entertainment you crave. And they're all right here for the incredible price of FREE.

Funny random memes, funny random tweets, relatable tweets, quarantine, the office, office memes, asian jim, jim and pam, dank memes, coronavirus memes | leaving sephora after sampling 12 moisturizers Mark Zuckerberg surfing | Always has been. Wait, Jim is asian? The Office astronaut pointing gun at another astronaut in space
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Parenting Tidbits For The Tired & Out Of Patience

Parenting is exhausting when things are totally normal. The whining, the tears, the screaming, the tantrums. Parenting during a pandemic when you can't even send your minions to school for a break? Let's be real: it's the pits. These memes might help you laugh at the ordeal. We're in this together. 

Funny memes, parenting memes, parenting tweets, dank memes, kids, raising kids | Parent This is serious. Are Listening Kid dinosaur noises michael scott the office | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Last night, my 3 year old kicked during tantrum. As tucked him bed later, he apologized never kick again he said, pulling closer and kissing my cheek Just do exactly tell do and 'l never have kick again My son is mobster.
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Quality Twitter Gems From Ryan Reynolds

At this point we're convinced that everything Ryan Reynolds touches is gold. His movies (especially Deadpool), Instagram posts and even his gin advertisements are absolutely brilliant. But nothing quite compares to the hilarity of the Vancouver native's Twitter account. It's sarcastic. It's clever. And we could read through it all day. We've put together some examples of his best "work," but we implore you to enjoy more on his profile. We're willing to bet it's a bit more fun than whatever you're doing.

funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, ryan reynolds tweets, deadpool, vancity reynolds, parenting tweets | Ryan Reynolds Follow @VancityReynolds Damn 's hard letting infant daughter go somewhere alone first time total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.
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Quality Tweets For Discerning Scrollers

There are many ways to waste time on the internet. You can scroll Facebook to see what nonsense your racist aunts and uncles are posting. You can peruse Instagram to see what all your friends are eating. Or, you can take in this gallery of short and sweet Twitter gems that are packed with humor. The right choice is pretty obvious.

Clever and funny tweets, stupid tweets, twitter memes, twitter gems | Ron Iver @ronnui_ can't believe August 2020" Not 2019 still kissing my friends on lips they make good joke don't know minutiae legal tiger ownership Murder hornet" is call every hornet. 2:51 PM 2020-08-10 Twitter Android 821 Retweets and comments 8,580 Likes
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Parents Share The Adorable Ways Their Kids Get Words Wrong

There are a few universal truths in this messed up world, and one of them feels especially true right now: parenting ain't easy. Between homeschooling and just worrying about the future of your children, things are tough. These parents on Twitter manage to add some levity to the world with anecdotes of their children's adorable misnomers. We hope they're never corrected.

Cute parenting tweets, funny parenting tweets, kid fails, cute kid fails | Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My four-year-old son calls craft store crap store don't correct him. He's right either way.
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Thirty-Seven Tweets For Easy Entertainment

Perusing Twitter is one of our favorite ways to waste time. The 280 character limit makes content both easy to digest and creative. Even better? Every mood is represented. There's the motivational and wholesome messages that hit right on hard days. And then there's the weird Twitter gems that make us laugh sometimes and scratch our heads other times. And then, of course, there's everything in between. We've put together a nice assortment of all of the above so you don't have to comb through garbage to get the good stuff. Enjoy!

Funny and relatable tweets, twitter memes | Dave @Keally22 Ladies do keep little built pocket underwear like keep my keys and extra contacts just case lose one during day 10:21 AM 7/11/20 Twitter iPhone
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Tasty Tweets For Your Weekend Scrolling

While some people would like Twitter to allow for writing lengthy paragraphs (ahem, Donald Trump), we believe that the 280 character limit allows for a special short and sweet brevity that supplies us with instant gratification. And these tweets have it all: quarantine thoughts that are intensely relatable, amusing parenting woes, and self-deprecating jokes that might make you feel less alone. 

Funny random tweets, parenting tweets, facebook, quarantine, reopening | Girl on Hill @Mom_Overboard Crazy think by this time next year all have aged five whole years. 8:26 AM 6/4/20 Twitter iPhone
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Assorted Tweets For The Scroll-Hungry Masses

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweet without having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We've got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they're guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

Funny random tweets | Andy Milonakis O @andymilonakis Congratulations Astronauts left Earth today. Good choice
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Fresh Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are Brief

Want a little short and sweet humor without braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don't blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and suffering are being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That's why we've gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

Short and sweet twitter gems, funny tweets | Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Quarantine can be fun if pretend committed crime and are laying low until heat dies down
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