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Twitter user Sperry Garcia uses ridiculous headlines about all of the industries that Millennials are killing and makes them into beautiful poetry, because he's the hero we need.

In today's episode of Millennial's are Ruining Everything Good in the World, we're examining the Millennial's impact on the mayonnaise industry. Philadelphia Magazine published an article recently in which the writer, Sandy Hingston, claims that mayo has gone the way of the dinosaurs. "It's too basic for contemporary tastes," she writes. "Good ol' mayo has become the Taylor Swift of condiments."

Predictably, Millennials everywhere are expressing their rage with the mayo-hating sentiment. In other words, they're bringing the spice - get it? 'Cause old people don't like spicy condiments...okay, we'll stop.

Bored at work? Never fear, 'cause we have memes!

If you're an old person (read: under the age of 20), then you've probably spent a fair amount of time listening to the kids today use strange words that mean absolutely nothing to you. You know, like yeet, woke or thicc. What do they mean? You don't know! At this point, you might feel too embarrassed to ask them for fear of looking like a moron. Never fear, fellow oldie, because USA Today published a guide to tell you exactly what it is the kids are saying these days!

Scammers are definitely annoying, but it can be fun to troll the crap out of them when you get the chance!

More reasons to love our elders - their courageous attempts at internet use!