milk

Stereotypes exist everywhere, but American movies and television seem to leave Twitter users with the most questions. Do Americans really drink milk straight from the carton in the morning? Do they all have 1,000 pillows on their bed? The answers to most of these questions are both yes and no. But these tweets are pretty freaking funny from where we're sitting in the lovely U S of A. 

If you're trying to diet but lack self-control, these cursed images may be what you need to suppress your naughtiest cravings. From judicious applications of milk to revolting schmears of toothpaste, these photos are almost guaranteed to make your tummy feel funny - and might help to save your ass from diabetes. You're welcome.c