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Got milk? We do. It would be utter-ly inconsiderate of us not to provide you with hilarious and punny memes and jokes all about that great source of Calcium. These silky smooth laughs will have you making sure you grow big and strong with another glass of milk to go with them.

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By xyzpdq1
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I've had evaporated milk exactly once. It wasn't dairy good. - Matty Malaprop

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By Magno
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Mmm mmm, Vitamin Alcatraz! It's makes the body INESCAPABLE. - Matty Malaprop

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By Mac_Man
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Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Together they provide a taste that's healthy and sweet and truce. - Matty Malaprop