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Ponies are ridiculously desirable, to be fair. - Matty Malaprop

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL / NOT EVEN LEAVE A SPLASH FOR MY MORNING COFFEE / GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED MILK THOUGH / I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK BEFORE IT STARTS TO GET COLD. #CapsLockB/CGotye'sAlwaysShouting - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

I've had evaporated milk exactly once. It wasn't dairy good. - Matty Malaprop

Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

Mmm mmm, Vitamin Alcatraz! It's makes the body INESCAPABLE. - Matty Malaprop

Together they provide a taste that's healthy and sweet and truce. - Matty Malaprop

MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HIS FEELINGS NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, GERRY! - Matty Malaprop