Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop
Got milk? We do. It would be utter-ly inconsiderate of us not to provide you with hilarious and punny memes and jokes all about that great source of Calcium. These silky smooth laughs will have you making sure you grow big and strong with another glass of milk to go with them.
Ponies are ridiculously desirable, to be fair. - Matty Malaprop