On the pre-turkey day grind

Nights in >> nights out

Embrace modernism

Never quite as it seems

I have an infinite cache of reasons why I can't go out

Let memes entertain you

'Worst case scenario' is more like 'every other Tuesday'

Everlasting

Nom nom nom

Let's get to scratching!

It's finally here: the first Monday after daylight savings time has ended? Began? Who knows at this point! All I know is that the time is wonky, and people are unhappy about it. I'm 99% percent sure it's going to get darker earlier now (because, presumably, the daylight is no longer being saved in the winter), and I'm not super excited about that. I like leaving the office when the sun is still out, and I'm not emotionally prepared to want to go to sleep at 6 p.m. My family is similarly super n…

Homebodies unite!! (from the comfort of our own beds)

No pulling focus here!

Good morning starshine, the earth says hello!

Get it?

Spooky and funny!