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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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25-year-old consultant proposes managers should be no older than 37-years-old, and partners should be no more than 50-years-old: 'I’ve noticed a significant drop in the energy required to keep up.'
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Vice Principal takes a student's cell phone, loses it before the school day was over: 'The VP does not have to replace the phone because district policy says they aren't responsible for any lost items.'
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34-year-old sibling refuses to give money to family of 35 people after all 7 sisters and brothers demand financial help: ‘My salary will not make a dent in all their needs’
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Mom lets 2 fully grown, employed children move back in rent-free, expects her husband to cover everyone's bills, pushing him to accept a permanent out-of-town work contract and move out
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Sister with 1-year-old insists on moving in with her brother and his wife, insists they pay the lion's share of the $1800 rent
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