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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Employee starts 8 hour finance shift at 7 AM, boss reprimands him for his 'schedule and visibility': 'Most people come in around nine and leave around six'
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32-year-old kicks out her fiancé and calls off engagement after he demands to be added to her 2 paid-off houses, refuses a prenup, and expects her to cover his $40k debt and his kids’ private school tuition
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Professor assigns students an open-book take home exam, 25% of the class don't do it: 'It’s 40% of the total grade.'
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Lazy employee demands coworker cancel customer policy, faces clapback in response: 'I've had enough'
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Dad criticizes stay-at-home mom of an 8-month-old and a 2-year-old for not greeting him with a kiss when he comes home from work: 'The 1950s called. They want their man back.'
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