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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Stepdad constantly brings 6-year-old stepdaughter to his 29-year-old friend's house, even after he told him she's not welcome: 'We don’t want kids in our home.'
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Employee turns office clock back 10 minutes to make it look like she arrived at work 10 minutes early
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Job applicant hangs up during third interview after interviewer refuses to disclose salary to him for the third time: 'I need to make sure we're on the same page'
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Mom lets her daughter and son-in-law move in, his parents invite themselves to stay over, treating her house like a free hotel until she sets a rule of no overnight guests
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Lazy employee delegates all her tasks to coworker, manager announces he will stop assigning her work: 'I've become her unpaid assistant'
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