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Toe the line. Keep on the straight and narrow. Whatever you do, just don't cross it. We don't know what will happen, but everyone keeps saying it. So try to keep yourself going like an arrow with these straight-laced jokes and puns.
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20-year-old refuses to babysit his dad's wife's 4 young kids so they can honeymoon, wife gets offended over his lack of interest in taking care of them: 'I'm not planning to take on the role of a brother.'
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32-year-old stepdad ends marriage with his widow wife when she and her 12 and 13-year-old kids continually give him the cold shoulder: 'Her priority was spending time with her late husband's parents and siblings'
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Siblings refuse to hand over portions of their inheritance to sister in need after her husband plans to sell their late mother's house and pocket the profit: ‘[He] wouldn't hear us out’
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Management punishes workers for celebrating coworker's goodbye with pizza and cake on their lunch break, calls it 'time fraud': 'They may restructure our office area in response'
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